Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq -- "I've Got No More F***s To Give" song lyrics

[Intro]
I've tried, tried, tried, and I’ve tried even more
I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for
I’ve pressed, I've pushed, I've yelled, I've begged
In hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!

[Chorus]
I've no more fs to give
My fs have runneth dry
I've tried to go f shopping but there's no fs left to buy!
I've no more fs to give
Though more fs I’ve tried to get
I’m over my f budget, and I'm now in fing debt!

[Pre-Chorus]
I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules, but I've very rarely won
I've smiled, I've charmed, I’ve wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!

[Chorus]
I've no more fs to give
My f fuse has just blown
I've been hunting for my fs all day but they've upped and fed off home!
I've no more fs to give
My f rations are depleted
I've rallied my f army but it's been fing defeated!

[Post-Chorus]
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!
I've exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!
And I've come to realize that I don't give a f*** at all!

[Chorus]
I've no more fs to give
My fs have flown away
My fs are now so fed off they've refused to fing stay!
I've no more fs to give
My fs have gone insane
They've come back round and passed me while they're fing off again!
I've no more fs to give
My fs have all dissolved
I've planned many projects, but my fs won't be involved!
I've no more fs to give
My fs have all been spent
They've fed off from the building and I don't know where they went!

[Outro]
I've no more fs to give!
I've no more fs to give!
I've no more fs!
I've no more fs!
I've no more f***s to give!

So spot on!