Yeah. High-larious! My answer would be, "No, I'm not angry with your god, or whatever, but now I'm angry with you. So,... thanks for that."

What's actually funny is that religious believers honestly think they can outwit you with no rational evidence on their side, and no clear understanding of what it means to be an atheist. We can only try to educate them and help them understand...if their minds are open at all. Stay rational, keep your humor, and guide them with love. Or, beat them bloody with their own bible and scream, "would a just god let that happen to you?!!"

I get that a lot, because I lost a daughter when she was 3 yrs old. Since I raised catholic, the family and friends tell me is only because I am angry at god....I don't even bother trying to explain anymore.

Actually, they're the one's who are angry that we dare exist.

It is hard for the believers to imagine the non-existence of a god and afterlife. It scares them. I've been told, "I'm going to hell!" I reply, " I do not believe in that either." It usually throws them into a awkward trance.

I don't get angry at fairytales

My brother is a pastor and he did not speak to me for years for asking a few negative questions from the Bible. His answer was you gotta have faith.

My last 3 girlfriends in a row, dump me because I couldn't be saved. I just don't know if God exist. Don't even claim to be agnostic or atheist.

When their God gets jealous or angry, so it's only right they can too. How come a human like me, dose not get jealous, angry or fly off the handle.

Do I have secret super strength? Maybe I am God, so everyone else could be God too.

A religious guy told me once that I look like the devils daughter because of my red hair.
He said "Did you dye your hair this colour on purpose to be closer to the one you worship? You could be his daughter."
Crazy crazy crazy

Quite simply because "thoughts and prayers" have never solved human problems but humans can solve such problems. Do we toss our problems out with yesterday's newspaper or do we take personal responsibility or unite to solve an issue? We live in a world full of the former. There's no anger or resentment towards a God but I'd be lying if I said that wasn't the case when it comes to human ignorance. So often the suffering of many people comes from that.

Interesting. I've never gotten that impression from those of a religious persuasion. More like, they were sad (unnecessarily) that I don't seek to know their Jesus - or whomever, and that my soul wouldn't be saved.

The horror !

Do they?