Jesus loves me? I don’t recall ever having been to a Mexican gay bar...

Who?

Santa Claus loves me too, at least he brings me tangible gifts.

Yes, Jesus stalks me, yes Jesus stalks me, the bible told me so.

A 2000 year old dead Jewish carpenter wants to tell em that?

I'm sure my boss will tell me this tomorrow, "jesus loves you." I send her atheist memes that are offensive.

It means he and his representatives want to fuck me!

Some gay dude wants my number ?

He doesn't phone, write or email. Not once has he remembered my birthday or popped round with a few beers.

Jesus doesn't love me.

If anything he's a bit self obsessed with all the "Look at me, there's 3 of me! I'm me, my Dad & Casper over there" and his "I died for your sins and was raised 3 days later...ok, I gave up my weekend for your sins.

Jesus really needs to get over himself.

Well, you could just bow your head and close your eyes, then start talking to yourself. You get away with it if you are religious. If not, then you are nuts.
BTW, how do peeps know that Jesus loves you?

It’s an excuse to keep believing in Christianity and give it all the credit Regardless of your hard work.

That's like when people ask me if I know Jesus, and I then ask which one.... Jesus Garcia, Jesus Figueroa, Jesus Santamaria? Btw, your saying it wrong.... It's hay-soooooos!

I got so sick of this and people saying "God is love" that I made this meme to send back at them

Imaginary people can't love you. Just ignore the fools.

Is this the reason so many priests are pediphiles? When they were little kids it was ok to accept that a magical nomad loves them

It means to the religious that it is true of course, to the non religious blah blah blah, i just say all that do feel good about themselves love themselves and necessarily don't need Jesus or Superman, Wonder Woman or any other deity too love them to get thru life

"Jesus loves you" is another way of saying "You're a loser."

Jesus is your Shepard.

He looks after you until it’s slaughter time.

I agree
Most of them are brainwashed and havent even read there bible...

I say "I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope you get well soon" and depending on how well I know the person "if you need to talk to someone about it, I'm here for you"

Fuck all

He certainly has some peculiar ways of showing that love. Pretty silly stuff.

How can we believe that a man that lived and died 2000 years ago loves us. That is if he existed at all. A dead man cannot watch over me and we re talking thousands of years. What is it meant by "loves you". If I go babbling in the streets about Jesus loving him/her it is OK. If I say the same thing but use Napoleon instead of Jesus, then I am crazy. Both instances are crazy requiring medical treatment.

At best I think people who say this are trying to be nice by sharing a thought that gives them comfort in hopes it will give you comfort. People don’t say this to me for whatever reason but I would imagine it would be awkward regardless of who said it. If a stranger said it, it would be very presumptuous of them to think it would have any meaning to me at all. If a loved one said it I would wonder why they didn’t say “I love you and will do whatever I can for you because I love you”.