Sometimes if I'm exacerbated I'll shriek "Jesus Fucking Christ" and I was never a Christian.

oh yeah, I try to hit all the religions with my swearing....but normally, it's good old fashion jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick....holy cows on crosses if I am vexed but amused....I had a friend who used to say 'nun tits!' when he was mad....always killed me...

I'm often heard saying "jeebus" "urgh ma gurd" or even sometimes "holy jeebus" recently on striking my thumb with a hammer a colleague over heard me say "by gandalfs Holy beard that hurt" i don't know if that one counts?

Sometimes, but I'm more of an f-bomb person. As a side note though, my oldest daughter is atheist as well and when she was in 6th grade she developed a habit of saying "Jesus Christ!" Apparently, one of her teachers took offense to that (public school) and gave her a mini-lecture on it. We told her that while she can't really enforce that you do not say it, if she finds it offensive then at least try to avoid saying it in front of her out of respect. But, if she gets really snotty about it, let us know because we will have a talk with her. I suggested she consider saying "Judas Priest" because I suspected that her teacher may somehow be bothered by that as well but that it was in no way breaking any of her Christian rules. Just to thumb her nose in her face, so to speak.

Ever heard this one?

Damn your son all to hell.

This one came from one of my finish carpenters when something just wouldn't fit.

Sonofanailhimtothecrossandletimrot.

Early morning rush in the subway.

Fuck god and his son too.

As for me, I rarely use Jesus Christ. It's so much easier and much quicker to just say, "Shit!" It also appears to be the favorite last words on black boxes.

yeah... nothing is immune to my wrath.... the greatest cussing I ever heard was by a 10 year old boy in Rota Spain during a Good Friday procession used toward his sister. That opened up the book to me. The spanish language is very creative and precise. But I admit I don't fowl language much, just don't feel that much need to.

I use 'Christ on a crutch' quite regularly.

I say Jesus H Christ, but I don't know what the H stands for.

yes

I was quite potty mouthed when I was younger and in the Army. I cleaned up after the kids started coming. Kids grown up, post divorce I only swear in traffic, usually. I also have a job with a big customer service component, I have to be really careful not to swear on the phone. And now there is a grandchild and I really don't want her first word to be F**k. I come up with other expressions that on the surface sound OK, Jeebus gets used frequently, and Jeebus Christopher. Stronger stuff usually stays in my head, but I am sure I am not far from the day when that little censor is going to be sleeping on the job, and jeebus christopher there will be hell to pay then.

I say it a lot. Only in an expletive form. I'll add "jesus F-ing christ" or "jesus godd*** christ!." Or "OMFG!"

Cheese and Rice!

of course these are some of my favorite bad words

"Jesus Fucking Christ" for really stupid shit, "Oh Jesus" for medium stupid shit.

Jesus H Christ. Jesus F-Ing Christ.

I prefer "Jesus tits"

Yes. Some sort of expression.

Always godammit! (My autocorrect wants to change it to go dammit.) Religion is everywhere ;-(

Foul language is kind of cheap. One of the tenets prevalent here in the rural south that I have grown to agree with is it's better not to cuss at all. You never know who you might offend, and there s always a better way to express oneself.
But under my breath at work, when a drill bit breaks, or some other tradesman's shortcuts make my life harder, I say the most offensive things. I need to quit that too, because you never know when someone will walk up behind you. I substitute with Fark and Shiite.

I've removed god and jesus christ from my vocabulary ever since I found out about the hate it delivers for non-xtians I don't need that negativity in my life.

Jesus Christ on a bicycle! Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick! Jesus, joseph, and, Mary!

Jesus Christ on a bicycle! Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick! Jesus, joseph, and, Mary! These are the exclamations I grew up with.

I have to admit, its part of my lexicon

My exceptions to true profanity are Schmeg, Smurf, and Jesus Fuck!

Jesus fucking tap dancing Christ I do!