Fine
This is a word women use to end an argument when they are right, you need to shut up.

5 Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm, this means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments
the begin with nothing, usually end in fine.

Go ahead.
This is a dare, not permission, don't do it.

Loud sigh
This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wondering why she is wasting her
time standing here arguing about nothing. ( refer back to #3 for meaning of nothing )

That's O.K
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's o.k means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
( I want to add in a clause here-This is true, unless she says thanks a lot-
that is pure sarcasm, she is not thanking you at all. Do not say you're welcome,
that will bring on a " Whatever"

Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying Fu*k-you

Don't worry about it, i got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a women has asked
you to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking, " What's wrong " for the women's respond, refer to #3