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Televangelist Jim Bakker Ordered To Stop Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure

New York’s Attorney General has given the Jim Bakker Show 10 days to comply with a cease-and-desist letter that orders Bakker to stop touting his “Silver Solution” products, which he claims will cure the coronavirus in just 12 hours.

No kidding - you mean to tell me that Jim Bakker, the Walmart Antichrist - is still in business? Sounds like that dude’s got it goin on! And now he’s got himself a homemade “silver solution” that cures the coronavirus in just 12 hours?

Wow, it’s a damn good thing these televangelists work tax free! That means more money guys like Bakker can throw into their epidemiological scientific research. Now, I suppose about the only thing left, is for President Trump to award him one of those “Medal of Freedom” thingies he loves to give out. 

And, if that wasn’t exciting enough, now that we have the Jim Bakker “Silver Solution” coronavirus cure, scientists will now be completely freed-up to work on another horrifying epidemic that seems to be spreading across the country - it’s called “stupidity!"

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Mar 6
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We can be done for good with the CDC ! Think of the Billions Saved !!!! ?????

GEGR Level 7 Mar 8, 2020
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Tell me this is satire....please?

The 1st paragraph is a real news story - everything below that is my take on the story.

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This greedy bastard doesn’t care who he kills with his bullshit!

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Fools and their money are soon departed!

jloos91 Level 3 Mar 7, 2020
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How come Qanon keeps selling their bleach? I support the consumption of bleach by idiots..

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