Dinner for one
@Fmdg the meal was good LOL
I cooked him a pot roast, so the house smelled great when he entered.
Pork shoulder, cooked long and slow...
@Fmdg a pork chop, but not a pork shoulder ☺
I think she wanted scrambled eggs. But that misses the point.
Based on my last sexual sexual experience I'd serve her steamed and chilled cauliflower. Bland and without enthusiasm.
Toast w/o jam and a glass of tap water.
Well either she was pretty bad or you can't cook....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz YUP probably both
Tough crowd?
Bland??
A hairy tube steak that should have stayed on the grill a bit longer....
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