The mat for wiping your feet at the front door (I'm not a very ambitious burglar).
I'd take all the ceiling light fixtures on the East coast and put them in the houses that don't have ceiling light fixtures on the West coast.
That should confuse everyone.
1/4" off of one leg of every chair.
@Jk1960 I've never denied it.
Toilet paper! Muahahahaha
That is not a "mild" inconvenience!
@phxbillcee I know! Lol
Oven Racks
(Even the extra one in the garage)
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by bookofmoronsBible science - love sending this to rapture nuts
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's usually how it works. Knowledge and education allows one to free his or her mind to apply critical thinking.
Posted by glennlabOlder adults too, some of us never plan on growing old.
Posted by glennlabRobin still has words of wisdom.
Posted by noworry28Religion, the enemy of progress.
Posted by bookofmoronsNature never ceases to amaze me. the things you see at the Smithsonian
Posted by CliffordCookTell me again about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie. I love that joke.
Posted by glennlabGive a hand up when you can.
Posted by glennlabBe on the look out.