Satan ???

No ! No pet material . One year , after vacation in an island for the summer , I insisted we bring home one of the goats I made friends with . My poor dad , as long as I study , he never said no to anything .
So we brought the little devil and his mom ( bcz I figured she will be lonely ?) back to r house in the big city . In 15 days they ate most of the garden , and also she was very big fan of chewing my hair . They can also scream when not happy or scared . Understandable . Well . We also had a huge parrot . He was old and set on his ways , and hated the goats . He was shitting on them , and they were screaming at him . We send the goats back to the island , my melodramatic ass had a fair well ceremony , ( f drama Queen since the age of 8 !!) , and r parrot was screaming / imitating the goat even 5 yrs later

@Pralina1 Well--you have all the right instincts, m'dear! Those are odd-looking little critters!

Hahahahahahahajahahah . Omfg Glenn

You're a naughty boy, Glennsie! Just think of how we could terrify more than a few politicians with this menu item!

are you sure that's pork?

@AtheistInNC I've cut quite a few hams that looked very similar, once you trim the fat.