Going with @glennlab and his last meme!
Eventually I rolled over, called the ASPCA, played dead upon their arrival, and escaped over the back fence.
I made some money turning tricks for strangers before heading to the home of lost dogs, Broadway.
I played all the non-speaking dog parts in Shakespeare, even being afforded a standing ovation for my ineffable three-legged riposte to "Out Damn Spot".
By now I was hooked on the bright lights of substance abuse and joined the elite Dog Sniffer Unit of the NYPD.
It was all hard graft from there on.
I got caught returning to my own vomit by the integrity unit.
I knew then that it was time to see a police dog psychiatrist.
Thieving these! π₯°
@EyesThatSmile Doooo iiiitt!!!!!
It began as a very young pup when I was admonished for being on the lounge with everyone else.
It then escalated into a full blown attention seeking syndrome.
Before I knew it I was sinking my teeth into soft flesh and leg-humping visitors with the sort of gusto I'd observed in the bedroom.
Worse was to come when they discovered I could talk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" πππ
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.