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God is a woman who ejaculated the whole universe into existence when she masturbated in the beginning. Prove me wrong.

yaway 6 July 11
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Not my job, prove your premise! Tho I do like your scenario better than a lot of creation myths!

phxbillcee Level 10 July 11, 2018

Takes the terms “Big Bang Theory” and “Hot Flashes” to a whole new level.

@MissKathleen It could also be a “fellati-ous” theory? #Giggity

@MissKathleen Fine. Then you can write my orbit-uary since the laugher died.

@Vipyr82 I thought all 3 were amusing, but then, I guess I regressed some time ago, if I ever progressed at all!

@MissKathleen That’s unfortunate given how you were comet at me.

@MissKathleen Ok, then.

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If that’s true why do I see “universe” behind the hand,... your welcome.

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I like that more than the other creation myths I've been told.

LEPeff Level 8 July 11, 2018

Oh baby! Lol!

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I like it. The way I see this, it's absurd on purpose to mock the way religions think god is the default truth. No god can be proved not to exist. Because nothing can be proved to not exist.

thislife Level 7 July 11, 2018
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Hey it's just as good as everything else!

Kojaksmom Level 8 July 11, 2018
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Sounds good to me

Partyhawk Level 7 July 11, 2018
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Where you setting up church?

"Cum all ye faithful!"

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A whole new way to think about the phrase “we are all star stuff!”

Max_d_cat Level 7 July 12, 2018
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