I avoid crowds and holiday shoppers like a plague. I quit listening to the radio as soon as I hear the first sleigh bell ring. I can almost tolerate T-day, even though I have no fucking desire to hang out with my family for that. I wish the time would jump from then to March every year just to avoid all the annoying bullshit holidays in between.

I rage when I see the seasonal stuff out in July ?

I'm like the dude on the right. I fuckin hate fuckin xmas, always have always will. I have to calm myself every year when some lemming asshole cashier at the store fake grins at me and says, "Soo, are you ready for xmas, hmmm?" GAAAHHHH!!!! why do they all assume that everyone takes part in this ridiculous nonsense...damn..you pushed my button!! ha!!

Yeah, I'm not participating in that bullshit.

So annoying!

My son and I used to really mess with my ex's nativity scenes, adding star wars character, animals into the manger, after the divorce, I wanted her to take all the Christmas stuff, she said my son and I enjoyed playing with it, so it was ours, goodwill got some really nice stuff.

As a floral designer it's hard for me to avoid. I try to just enjoy the fun/pretty/gathering/food part of the holiday.