BREAKING NEWS - Donald Trump bans all Romanians from entering U.S. until he can get to the bottom of this Romaine lettuce issue...
What's truly pathetic is that I wouldn't be remotely surprised if it were true.
I could see him going off, in the middle-of-the-night, toilet twitter rant threatening sanctions & tariffs & how it was all Obama's fault!
@phxbillcee Easily.
@phxbillcee I can hear him now...."The Democrats are responsible for the lettuce recall. This happened all the time with Obama. The Democrats...their lettuce is really bad; so bad; it's a shame. I have the best lettuce. Everyone loves my lettuce. I heard someone the other day say 'Your lettuce is great. Why do the Democrats want us to have bad lettuce?' Really, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but I'm going to say it anyway...it's because of the caravan and illegal criminals like MS-13. That's why we should 'Build the Wall' so we can have good, clean lettuce."
@phxbillcee Toilet Twitter Ranting... OMG...
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