Holy noodle knockers lol

That's a good one.

At least it doesn't matter if you don't open them in order, or skip a few days and catch up Saturday night.

Honestly, I love it when they stop by, & almost always have time for them. I try to have them leave confused, at least! Ah, good times! (I usually know the bibble at least as well, or better than they do!) Mormons can be even more fun! THAT story is even wackier, if you can believe it!

I always wonder how much cash they have on hand....8 million members times 1 dollar per week times 52 weeks. Where do they keep all that cash? At one point, I actually called the watchtower and asked for a copy of their financials, of course they refused.

The JW don't believe in any holidays that doesn't serve their lord and master.

I have a very hard to open gate and four hungry dogs keeping these creeps from ever getting to my doorstep