Not quite powerful enough!
Keeps the mystery and us men trying.
@beenthere The clothing alone does that, & we men try even in Nudist Colonies. It's in our genes, even if we're not wearing them!!!
Why is she taking off your glasses and her clothes?
She's not.
She's taking off my x-ray specs. Quicker story: It's joke, me bucko.
For the guilty bystanders: one of the great scams of comic books was an ad for x-ray glasses. They mislead many a horny pre-teen into sending them money.
The other scam was sea monkeys.
For a laugh riot on comic book scams, sea monkeys and x-ray specs, see:
@WonderWartHog99 Brine shrimp are actually a staple in most stores that sold aquariums & "pet" fish. They were perfect feed for your fish until they grew enough to graduate to "feeder" goldfish. For a while, I kept a red-tail shark, Jack Dempsey & an Oscar (along with a plecostomus & some filter-cleaners). The more you feed them, & the bigger the tank, the more they grow! Had to leave them with a roommate, as I found I had pressing business elsewhere when certain business practices became, er, questionable! This was well before legalization in any state!
@WonderWartHog99 I remember those in magazines when I was growing up. Never tried them because I lived in a pretty strict conservative family, but I had fantasies like thousands of boys
. . . well before legalization in any state!
They have some dirt cheap flights from here to Bolder, CO for wilder weekends than I having in South Carolina.
@BudFrank I didn't send off for the X-ray specs because I'm seriously cheap and I started asking the how could they possibly WORK?
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
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