No 1...Adam don't touch the apple, just play with your banana. No 2...I was kidding! No 3...Why does that little shit have blond hair?

I think Jesus is saying "What am I doing here?"

#. If only Maury was alive now

1. Don't let her eat the apple. Offer her a banana instead

Joseph: “All My friends think I am an idiot to believe her Devine Intervention story...but she is just so beautiful... I’ll accept the story, what could go wrong?”

Jesus: You don't have to fuck the tiger anymore. I made you a woman.

Abraham: What kind of god changes his mind like that!?

Joseph: She sure makes up some crazy shit.

1. Don't let that pussy get too close.
2. Now you really have to go get a job.
3. You slut, now I have a bastard to raise.

The third image; Joseph saying ..."Someone else's kid...Yes...but I'm cool with that...but I deserve the "saint" rating here..."

1. Remember Adam, for every good looking woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her! Ya feel me?
2. I got shpilkes in my genecktecessoink when he said stop! You must be verklempt coz I was gonna kill ya! Maybe he'll come back!
3. So the kid is a year old now! When am I gettin' laid?

1. Why are y'all white?
2. Why couldn't you have been a girl?
3. Gawdammit I should have left when I could have

1. What kind of hair gel do you use?
2. You lucky bastard
3. So when is God going to start paying child support?

Jesus -" when I said she's a real tiger in the sack , that was NOT a suggestion to compare the two.
Abraham- " next time just clean your room the first time you're asked"
Joseph " She better not ever scream "Oh God!"