Self raped her sin cave ?!?!
phew...glad I don't use my ring finger for that...
Never marry a poor speller...remeber that!
Science tells us that masturbation is natural, normal and healthy, especially with young, unmarried people. Religions do more harm than good when they forbid it. Suppression can turn natural, normal and healthy people into perverts. That's why priests molest children. Unscientific religious "morality" and suppression are to blame.
They may forbid it, but they sure don't stop it.
unbelievable...no wonder Dobson & Co. are subject to ridicule...
Actually, if you read closely is James Dodson, not Dobson. Theyβre tricking people into thinking itβs Dobson, who is pretty well respected in their ghetto
From 2015? I expected this kind of thing from the eighteenth century! Well, there goes another man who wonβt be marrying me! (Not that I could be interested in someone who would believe that crap.)
>there goes another man who wonβt be marrying me!
How about us poor suffering souls who want a test run over the course of a couple of hot heavy dates and resume our search?
"Now watch this," she said with a glint in her eye. "This is a golf ball and this is garden hose . . . ."
@WonderWartHog99 a test run? Hahaha. Not.
@EyesThatSmile It's why I started my remarks saying "us poor suffering souls . . . ."
FFS, this is what religion does to people. Fuck religion, everybody masturbate away!!!!!!! LOL
Reminds me of how young Christian girls will do anal so they can say they're still virgins. Praise God!
I found this so amazing I went and searched. Apparently this is a real thing. I looked to see if it might be tongue in cheek, but didnβt find any evidence of that.
Beside the fact that they expect you to walk on your hands, why the hell haven't they installed an elevator by now? I died and now I gotta climb fucking stairs? No thank you!
@Kynlei It beats the nonsense and trials the Lord puts us through from listening all these con men grifters and anti-jerkoff bastards here on earth.
There is no lord or trials there's just now so have the best possible time you can. Waist no time worrying about polishing the bean. Enjoy it, those tools can't stop you.Tell them Onan said to and make up some B.S. chapter and verse. Like" And it was said that she should polish the bean cleanly and often alone or with friends". The Book of Mike Chapter 34 verse 13 The new lighter and more fun St. Jimmy's blueballs bible.
This is absolutely amazing. Makes my jaw drop.
So what do they say about guys who masturbate?
@Captnron59 >Your going to hell after you go blind
If you keep it up until you need glasses -- going to limbo?
@WonderWartHog99 You mean like dancing under a stick? HOW LOW CAN YOU GO.
@morlll I lust for that flexibility but alas it eludes me.
However, what I was referring to is Catholic theology. One web site says "Limbo (Latin limbus, edge or boundary, referring to the edge of Hell) is a doctrine concerning the afterlife condition of those who die in original sin without being assigned to the Hell of the Damned."
T'ain't going to hell but close enough to watch the action. Pass the popcorn.
Don't marry one that has never masturbated, if she doesn't know her own stuff, how will she be able to tell you how to please her better.
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