Few women want morning sex. Have you ever tried to open a cold grilled cheese sandwich?
They're more willing to have sex at the crack of dawn after there has been a chance to kill the morning breath with toothpaste and mouthwash. Stench in the face doesn't inspire anyone.
@WonderWartHog99 Got that right
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHelpful memes…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHelpful memes…