Did any of them tell you "Beat me, whip me, tie me to the floor, then fuck me like you've never fucked before"?

I should have joined the cub scouts in my childhood to learn how to tie better knots.

@WonderWartHog99 . There are a few very fond memories that keep me smiling. I've recently been in touch with two from forty years ago.

Right. As if I package them up and send them COD.

@WonderWartHog99 There's always a price....

@Robecology They'll want you to pay for air fare and a two star hotel when they get there IN ADVANCE.

It's hard to forget Petunia's aunt who said "All they want is sex."

@WonderWartHog99 The young and pretty are hitting me strong in that area...getting bombarded on WWF with cuties with provocative poses and questions about "needs"...For all I know they're guy scammers...so I won't go there...

@Robecology >getting bombarded on WWF

World Wide Fuckers? I should start a spread sheet on these abbreviations.

>.For all I know they're guy scammers...so I won't go there...

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. As a general rule, provocative poses means they want you to pay for their porn site and hit the chat mode. Only $2.99 a minute.

Makes more sense to pay for lap dances at the nudie booty strip club. Helpful hint: what the strippers want is a back door Johnny who will show up about one or two a.m. and treat them a 24 hour breakfast joint like Denny's when they get off work. They tell me nobody shows up to do that.

@WonderWartHog99 I'm raising my hand, volunteering. Now to find a cutie/hottie who's ready....

@Robecology Arg, me bucko, young shapely exhausted women at the strip club await for you to take them Denny's at two in the morning. Thar be many a woman that hates cooking and will lavish you with intimate rewards for feeding them.

Major deal: can can dancers were famous eating 8,000 calories meals. Dancing vigorously all night burns it off. Your hot shaking stripper might order the menu. You should also be aware a lot of them are single mothers.

Be sure to thank me for my exhaustive research on this subject. Believe it or shove it, there's a side story of how I got paid to do this research.

@WonderWartHog99 It makes sense; but I won't go there...I'm just not that desperate. If ms. young and fit (but still, category #3) wants a piece of me....they're gonna have to knock on my door.

@Robecology Has that ever worked?

@WonderWartHog99 Like I've said...I'm not that desperate to even find out. I'm here....that's desperate enough.

Down the fourth hall on the left in the massive Agnostic dot Com estate. Door 33. Ask for Janice

@WonderWartHog99 i'll look in to that lol