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I've met all types. This is the short list.

WonderWartHog99 8 Sep 12
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Like Ben Franklin said.
They don't tell
They don't swell.
And they are greatfull as Hell.

Eirteacher Level 7 Sep 12, 2019
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I've loved older women since I was a teenager. They've loved me back nicely too.

OldGoat43 Level 9 Sep 12, 2019

Did any of them tell you "Beat me, whip me, tie me to the floor, then fuck me like you've never fucked before"?

I should have joined the cub scouts in my childhood to learn how to tie better knots.

@WonderWartHog99 . There are a few very fond memories that keep me smiling. I've recently been in touch with two from forty years ago.

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Yep...older women....for me...please?

Robecology Level 9 Sep 12, 2019

Right. As if I package them up and send them COD.

@WonderWartHog99 There's always a price....

@Robecology They'll want you to pay for air fare and a two star hotel when they get there IN ADVANCE.

It's hard to forget Petunia's aunt who said "All they want is sex."

@WonderWartHog99 The young and pretty are hitting me strong in that area...getting bombarded on WWF with cuties with provocative poses and questions about "needs"...For all I know they're guy scammers...so I won't go there...

@Robecology >getting bombarded on WWF

World Wide Fuckers? I should start a spread sheet on these abbreviations.

>.For all I know they're guy scammers...so I won't go there...

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. As a general rule, provocative poses means they want you to pay for their porn site and hit the chat mode. Only $2.99 a minute.

Makes more sense to pay for lap dances at the nudie booty strip club. Helpful hint: what the strippers want is a back door Johnny who will show up about one or two a.m. and treat them a 24 hour breakfast joint like Denny's when they get off work. They tell me nobody shows up to do that.

@WonderWartHog99 I'm raising my hand, volunteering. Now to find a cutie/hottie who's ready....

@Robecology Arg, me bucko, young shapely exhausted women at the strip club await for you to take them Denny's at two in the morning. Thar be many a woman that hates cooking and will lavish you with intimate rewards for feeding them.

Major deal: can can dancers were famous eating 8,000 calories meals. Dancing vigorously all night burns it off. Your hot shaking stripper might order the menu. You should also be aware a lot of them are single mothers.

Be sure to thank me for my exhaustive research on this subject. Believe it or shove it, there's a side story of how I got paid to do this research.

@WonderWartHog99 It makes sense; but I won't go there...I'm just not that desperate. If ms. young and fit (but still, category #3) wants a piece of me....they're gonna have to knock on my door.

@Robecology Has that ever worked?

@WonderWartHog99 Like I've said...I'm not that desperate to even find out. I'm here....that's desperate enough.

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I'll take door number 3 .

GEGR Level 7 Sep 12, 2019
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still looking for #3

Down the fourth hall on the left in the massive Agnostic dot Com estate. Door 33. Ask for Janice

@WonderWartHog99 i'll look in to that lol

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