No pets....just an image of my imaginary girlfriend Marilyn....standing in my L.R. Not drunk, but "stiff" (cardboard)
What a gorgeous day!
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ran out the doggie door and chased away all the pigeons.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring out the door, wishing he could go out.
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is humping my leg.
The drunk guy at the end if the bar just pooped three times in five minutes (outside).
The drunk guy and girl at the end of the bar didn't like the food I gave them so they went outside
The drunk girl at the end of the bar has ordered food 5 times today, about an hour ago she when into the corner and heaved and coughed then the bus boy had to come by with paper towel and Lysol wipes
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by bookofmoronsBible science - love sending this to rapture nuts
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's usually how it works. Knowledge and education allows one to free his or her mind to apply critical thinking.
Posted by glennlabOlder adults too, some of us never plan on growing old.
Posted by glennlabRobin still has words of wisdom.
Posted by noworry28Religion, the enemy of progress.
Posted by bookofmoronsNature never ceases to amaze me. the things you see at the Smithsonian
Posted by CliffordCookTell me again about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie. I love that joke.
Posted by glennlabGive a hand up when you can.
Posted by glennlabBe on the look out.