"God sent God to die for God so that God could forgive God's creations according to God's unbending rules."
~ LanceThruster
Too Rube Goldberg.
I guess the chinese never got the drowning memo.
How so?
@waitingforgodo
Chinese don't have a flood story in their mythology.
Love it!!!
@xenoview... This link says differently though :
@TimeOutForMe
Interesting little story.
I think he went into the witness protection program after his genocidal rage. And his "witnesses" have done a good job hiding him by not being able to provide any proof of him.
Well, this god only killed its son/self for around 36 hours or so: Friday evening to Sunday Morning.
He hung around for forty days after coming back to life but did he have to kill himself before ascending to heaven ?. As suicide is a sin I think we should be told.
So good at it that he's never gotten around to doing tasks 1 through 4!
You can't know that.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHelpful memes…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyHelpful memes…