It’s probably why “god” let some guy serve John’s head on a platter.
John's baptizing Jesus.
Dunks him in once, says a brief prayer.
Pulls Jesus out, "Do you believe?"
Jesus, "Yes, I believe!"
John dunks him under again, says a longer prayer.
Pulls Jesus out, "Do you believe?"
Jesus, "Yes, I believe!"
John dunks him under a third time, says his longest prayer.
Pulls Jesus out, "Do you believe?"
Jesus, "Yes, I believe you're trying to drown my ass!"
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
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