I could never afford the bank let alone contents
Not all that gleams is gold and there is little that money can buy that has worth.
I'm always reminded of the woman who for 25+ years bitterly complained that she was robbed by the family law court. To the delight of her daughters who had put up with it most of their lives and to stop her constant whingeing I asked her "Do you consider that your daughters are priceless in your scale of values?"
She nearly bit my head off before spitting out "of course my daughters are priceless!"
I simpy closed the box on her complaints and said "In which case you got the better part of the court judgement - you got something priceless, he only got money".
By the way a skinny ribs-showing pig, like a human, will live longer than a fat one.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…