Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often.
He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
Very anti-social.
Yes, he’s always got an excuse as to why he can’t meet up at the arranged time as well.
@Zealandia Not to mention dropping the ball, or in his case, the parcel.
@Lilac-JadeCanada He brings new meaning to the term kicking back, that’s for sure. Has a fixation on playing pass the parcel.
@Zealandia Maybe he'd be better in a ''boxing'' ring!
@Lilac-JadeCanada He’d have it all taped up!
@Zealandia Then the gloves will come off....oh wait.....no they won't
@Lilac-JadeCanada Hahaha, we’re in fine form today.
@Zealandia Hahahah....yeah, I wish mine were an hourglass, but unfortunately gravity has fixed that!
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.
Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....
Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂
Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......
Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?
Posted by RetiredSad but true.
Posted by RetiredTrue always.
Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?
Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.
Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.
Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.