There's this bar on Mulberry street.
One day a weasel walks into the bar.
Huffing and puffing, he's all out of breath.
"Come in, my friend, what happened to you?" asks the bartender.
"Monkey. Chasing me." Says the weasel.
"Well come on. Have a seat. We'll take care of you here". The bartender says.
The weasel huffs and puffs and climbs up onto a bar stool.
"There now" says the bartender, "let me get you something while you get settled.
"What can I get you to drink?" asks the bartender.
"Pop" goes the weasel.
No? Too far to go with little pay off?
Later that day...
A monkey walks into the same bar.
Bartender shouts "Hey, aren't you that fella that was chasing weasel?"
Monkey says " 'Twas all in fun"
Ok. I'll stop.
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