My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”
That is a good friend. You hold on to them. You hold tight and never let go.
Somehow it sounds much different when you say that compared to when I say it.
Case in point:
@coralisthree: you are such a good girl, the kind I hold on to, the kind I will hold. Tight. And. Never. Let. Go...
@DoDapper no too tight!
@coralisthree - It is like the magical first moment when a mother holds her newborn. So it must be as sweet and intimate and romantic to be the last one to hold a person.
Or maybe I should stop consulting arcane texts for dating advice.
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