What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
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Then the vendor fixed up a hot dog with fried onions, pickels, and mustard and handed it to the Zen master, who paid with a $20 bill. The vendor put the bill in his register and snapped it shut.
"Excuse me, but where's my change?" asked the Zen master.
"O my brother," said the vendor, "change comes from within."
MrLink
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Feb 25, 2018
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Yep, the perfect follow up!
I relish this joke...
RavenCT
Level 9
Feb 25, 2018
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I don't know, can it really cut the mustard?
C'mon, now, ketchup!
Get off your bun & respond!
I promise not to grill you!
(You started it!!!)
@phxbillcee Oh no! I did didn't I?
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