Someone posted something similar to this a while ago; couldn't find it. So google stepped up to the plate once more.
Warning: if you're offended by men poking fun at feminists, do not read any further.
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like," one to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-light bulbing" men, and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
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Oh! Don't forget... One to suck my c*ck. [OMG, did I really say that?!]
MrLink
Level 8
Feb 25, 2018
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Mmmm, probably not your best response, bro.
Not only did you say it, you then posted your stream of consciousness here. LMAO
What i meant to say was... Two to debate the violation of the socket.
I have absolutely no problem with "feminists", hell I consider myself one. But when anyone gets so narrow-focused & unreasonable I start tuning out. BTW, great joke!
phxbillcee
Level 10
Feb 25, 2018
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
Feb 25, 2018
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Another fan! Did you get my "Bright Side of Life" posting?
@phxbillcee yes I did and I laughed like a loon too
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