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Religious Objects

A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes.

One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it."

The next little boy says, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and a Chinese face, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it."

Then a third boy pipes up, "In the bathroom we have a flat, square box with numbers on it. Every day my mother stands on it first thing in the morning and screams, 'OH MY GOD!!!'"

Brbaldwin 7 Mar 6
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Sounds like another priest pregnancy joke.

You have a truly skewed mind! Good for you!!!

@phxbillcee The comment arose from an incident in Malta that occurred between a friend in the RAF and a Maltese mechanic. My friend asked about the chap's family and was told "we've got ten children now and if she doesn't drop one within eighteen months the priest is along to give her a good rogering and make sure she does!"

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