Two new members of a hunting lodge meet the oldest member. One says to the old man, "We'd like to hear one of your old hunting stories." The old man thought about it and then said, "Well, back in 1946, me and my buddies went big game hunting in Africa. We weren't having any luck, so I went off by myself and sat under a shady tree. A few minutes later, I heard a rustling in the bushes and a big lion jumped out at me and went, 'Rawr'! Well, I just shit myself." The first guy says, "Oh my! I would have shit myself too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man replied, "No, no. I meant just now when I went 'Rawr!'"
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Is that mph or y.o.?
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