One more. A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits on the stool, he notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar. He asks the bartender, "Hey, what's the deal with the monkey?" The bartender replies, "Oh, you don't want to know." A few drinks later, the guy grows more curious and asks the bartender again, "You've gotta tell me. What's the deal with the monkey?" The bartender says, "OK, well I'll show you." He lets the monkey out of the cage, grabs a baseball bat and hits the monkey in the head. The monkey immediately proceeds to unzip the bartender's pants and give him a blow job. The guy looks on and says, "Wow! That's amazing!" The bartender smiles and asks, "You want to give it a try?" The guy says, "Oh, hell yes! Just don't hit me that hard."
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Another monkey joke.
FrayedBear
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Mar 10, 2018
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Ah, another one who thought the joke was on the monkey!!! LOL
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