little Johnny won't stop swearing. So his dad tells him that Santa is listening and will not bring him any presents if he continues but that does not stop him. So on Christmas morning, instead of toys, he wakes up to find a socking full of horse shit.
"So, did Santa bring you anything son?" asks his dad (trying not to smirk)
"Yeah I think he brought me a horse but it's fucked off somewhere"
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Well at least it wasn't a decapitated horse's head in the bed á la Godfather I.
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