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Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Feb 22
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At least it was short!

FrayedBear Level 9 Feb 22, 2020
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lol

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That joke is better when the guy brings his wife some flowers.

273kelvin Level 8 Feb 22, 2020

Is thata scouse joke?

@FrayedBear Not really I think it`s been on here - punchline "Can't you find a vase?"

@273kelvin Sounds like a Scotty Rd, after the Everton vs Liverpool derby, domestic violence joke - where did he put the flowers?

@FrayedBear Okay full joke;
He brings her flowers and she takes off her knickers, legs at 10 - 2.
"What's that for?"
"The flowers"
"Cant you find a vase?"

@FrayedBear Talking of Liverpool Everton. Liverpool is storming atm. 25 points clear and fielded their under 23 team for the derby, beat Everton 2 - 0. Evertonians don't get ribbed anymore, they receive sympathy (which is far worse)

@273kelvin Makes a change from the days when they were level pegging and if it was a drawn match the wives all over got black eyes and or a rough rogering.

@273kelvin Yup, definitely a DV joke - another woman beating a man up!

@FrayedBear We have entered the 21st century here now you know (just)

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