NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Eternity (e-ter-ni-tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Or, the last set of commercials before the climax of your tv show!
Or being on the wrong side of the bathroom door when you have to take a leak!
@Lincoln16 Be a man! Piss in the kitchen sink!!!
@phxbillcee I think I'll have to pass on that. Not tall enough and my junk is not long enough. Gonna have to hit a tree in the back yard.
@Lincoln16 Pissing outdoors is always satisfying (& easier) for guys!
@phxbillcee once did that in the house guttering drain. Didn't realise it was next to the bedroom window of the parent of the comatose guy we had just carried in and put to bed. I had had about 4 pints beer and 3/4 bottle of scotch. Never been so I'll on 25/12 since. I spoke to him a few months ago for the first time in 50 years. Very respectable music teacher, church organist for 50 +years, and still an alcoholic.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…