According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style.
He sits up and begs for half an hour, then she rolls over and plays dead.
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. A good one
If someone says: "Tell me a joke" my response is a blank look.
However, many times when someone tells a joke like this one, it reminds me of a joke. Are other joke tellers like this? How do most of you come up with jokes, strictly from memory, search for jokes on the Internet, or other?
I have a few I consider 'classic' in storage, so to speak. & hearing someone else's joke will often trigger a recall. Don't usually search the internet, but not a bad idea!
Often one reminds me of another. Let me guess which one " doggie style " reminded you of. Does it end with "and we have to find a street where nobody knows us? "
Truth is I have a back catalogue of hundreds if not thousands.
@PappyOnWings One joke I waited 40 years to say. I have a gay friend Billy. He quite likes my non pc attitude. The type of things you can only say if you really are friends. Like " Shirt lifter " or " chutney ferret " Anyway one day he came round, camp as usual and said " I`m really into Spanish guys at the mo. I just love em " So I say " Oh you won't let a dago by? "
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.