Fun Bible Passages

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Welcome new member yashku.
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Heraclitus 7 NC Aug 19 Aug 19 00 comments
How do you get the girl? Foreskin. (There's something weird about all the foreskin stuff in the Bible.) 😛 1 Samuel 18:27 (NIV) 27 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. ...
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN Aug 19 Aug 19 00 comments
What do you do with a problematic concubine? A little butchering is A-OK. Judges 19:29 (NIV) 29 When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel.
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN Aug 19 Aug 19 11 comment
I've often wished believers would understand what's going to happen in Heaven. It's no family reunion. In fact, it's pretty awful, if one believes the Bible. Just for starters, everyone will fall on their faces. "Overwhelmed by his ...
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN Aug 19 Aug 19 66 comments
Psalms 144:5 (NRSV): Bow your heavens, O Lord, and come down; touch the mountains so that they smoke. More of the work of a fiery/angry deity.
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gsiamne 7 NE Aug 18 Aug 18 44 comments
Welcome new member godlessinal.
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Heraclitus 7 NC Aug 17 Aug 17 00 comments
Welcome new members EmelieS and Meaniebabyinga.
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Heraclitus 7 NC Aug 11 Aug 11 00 comments
Ephesians 2:8-9 (ASV) - for by grace have ye been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; not of works, that no man should glory. James 2:24 (ASV) - Ye see that by works a man is justified, and not only by faith....
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gsiamne 7 NE Aug 11 Aug 11 33 comments
Deuteronomy 10:12 And now, Israel, what does the Lord your God ask of you but to FEAR the Lord your God, to walk in obedience to him, to LOVE him, to serve the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul 1 John 4:18 THERE IS NO FEAR...
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Heraclitus 7 NC Aug 8 Aug 8 22 comments
Numbers 15:32-36 (NRSV): When the Israelites were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the sabbath day. Those who found him gathering sticks brought him to Moses, Aaron, and to the whole congregation. They put him in custody, ...
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gsiamne 7 NE Aug 4 Aug 4 55 comments
Welcome new member Lorajay.
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Heraclitus 7 NC Aug 3 Aug 3 00 comments
Welcome new member TheImperialCult.
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Heraclitus 7 NC Aug 1 Aug 1 00 comments
If you have any illegitimate ancestors going back 10 generations you are not allowed in church. Deuteronomy 23:2 New Living Translation “If a person is illegitimate by birth, neither he nor his descendants for ten generations may be admitted ...
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Heraclitus 7 NC July 30 Jul 30 55 comments
Leviticus 19:19 (NRSV) - You shall keep my statutes. You shall not let your animals breed with a different kind; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed; nor shall you put on a garment made of two different materials. I have been a fan...
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gsiamne 7 NE July 28 Jul 28 33 comments
Welcome new member Grecio.
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Heraclitus 7 NC July 24 Jul 24 00 comments
Leviticus 24:16 (NRSV): One who blasphemes the name of the Lord shall be put to death; the whole congregation shall stone the blasphemer. Aliens as well as citizens, when they blaspheme the Name, shall be put to death. I guess I need to be very ...
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gsiamne 7 NE July 21 Jul 21 44 comments
Welcome new member WisdomWarlord.
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Heraclitus 7 NC July 18 Jul 18 00 comments
Psalm 137:9 (NRSV) - Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Just a little more of Yahweh's great sayings and how much more it says to do to others.
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gsiamne 7 NE July 13 Jul 13 33 comments
Welcome new member Trent1967b.
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Heraclitus 7 NC July 13 Jul 13 00 comments
John 9:39 (NRSV) - Jesus said, “I came into this world for judgment so that those who do not see may see, and those who do see may become blind.” John 12:47 (NRSV) - "I do not judge anyone who hears my words and does not keep them, for I came ...
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gsiamne 7 NE July 6 Jul 6 44 comments
Welcome new member Azraeloki.
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Heraclitus 7 NC July 4 Jul 4 00 comments
Welcome new member UltraViolet76.
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Heraclitus 7 NC July 1 Jul 1 00 comments
Ezekiel 14:9 (NRSV) - If a prophet is deceived and speaks a word, I, the Lord, have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand against him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel. This must be more of "gods" work of ...
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gsiamne 7 NE June 29 Jun 29 33 comments
2nd Kings 8:12 rip open the bellies of pregnant women dash the little ones against the stones let not anyone live but keep the virgins to rape for yourselves...jehobah yhwh is quite the war lord military gawd
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GreenAtheist 8 IA June 29 Jun 29 00 comments
Better than Jesus, Peter could heal just with his shadow. Acts 5: 12 The apostles performed many signs and wonders among the people. And all the believers used to meet together in Solomon’s Colonnade. 13 No one else dared join them, even though...
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Heraclitus 7 NC June 29 Jun 29 11 comment


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