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Heraclitus 7 NC June 20 Jun 20 00 comments
Jesus must be hypoglycemic (low blood .) It causes irritability when hungry. "Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. ...
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN June 18 Jun 18 11 comment
I'm pretty certain this means goats, but given the Biblical insanity, it could be interchangeable with human kids, I suppose. 🤔 "Thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother's milk." Exodus 23:19
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN June 18 Jun 18 22 comments
You must be a blockhead, I'm guessing...🤔 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads." Leviticus 19:27
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN June 18 Jun 18 55 comments
Romans 13:1 (NRSV) - Let every person be subject to the governing authorities; for there is no authority except from God, and those authorities that exist have been instituted by God. So, this must be just a short list of a few of the leaders ...
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gsiamne 7 NE June 16 Jun 16 33 comments
Welcome new member sillyangel.
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Heraclitus 7 NC June 10 Jun 10 00 comments
Welcome new member Runningbrit.
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Heraclitus 7 NC June 9 Jun 9 00 comments
Matthew 15:24 - He answered, "I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." I think there is good comedy in both trying to take that literally or allegorically and applying it to other parts of that book.
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gsiamne 7 NE June 8 Jun 8 44 comments
Welcome new member COGITOERGOSUM.
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Heraclitus 7 NC June 3 Jun 3 11 comment
Maybe it was pointed out previously, but it deserves to be repeated: The most hilarious (Or, should I say the most stupid) verse in the bible has to be 1 John 4:8: "...god is love". How is it possible that millions (billions) of human beings who ...
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COGITOERGOSUM 6 Puerto Rico June 3 Jun 3 33 comments
Welcome new member MojoDave.
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Heraclitus 7 NC June 2 Jun 2 22 comments
Welcome new member Katsarecool.
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Heraclitus 7 NC June 1 Jun 1 00 comments
Leviticus 24:16 - And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be ...
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gsiamne 7 NE June 1 Jun 1 55 comments
Welcome new member NatureGal.
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Heraclitus 7 NC May 31 May 31 00 comments
Welcome new member chlorine413.
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Heraclitus 7 NC May 27 May 27 00 comments
For our final worship this Sunday, a little incestuous rape, New Testament style: II Kings 13:8-12 And when she had presented him the meat, he took hold of her, and said: Come lie with me, my sister. She answered him: Do not so, my ...
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN May 26 May 26 11 comment
Those lying cannibals ... such trickery ... II Kings 6:28-29 "And the king said unto her, what aileth thee? And she answered, this woman said unto me, give thy son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow. So we boiled my son, ...
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN May 26 May 26 22 comments
It's Sunday. Time to worship ... or sell your daughter into sexual slavery. Exodus 21: 7-8 "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he...
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SeaGreenEyez 8 IN May 26 May 26 33 comments
Genesis 32:30(NRSV): So Jacob called the place Peniel, saying, “For I have seen God face to face, and yet my life is preserved.” John 1:18(NRSV): No one has ever seen God. It is God the only Son, who is close to the Father’s heart, who has ...
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gsiamne 7 NE May 25 May 25 44 comments
Welcome new member Huskygirl4ever.
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Heraclitus 7 NC May 25 May 25 00 comments
Welcome new member WilliamPegg1.
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Heraclitus 7 NC May 19 May 19 22 comments
Welcome new member Reitnorf.
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Heraclitus 7 NC May 18 May 18 11 comment
Leviticus 26:22 (NRSV): I will let loose wild animals against you, and they shall bereave you of your children and destroy your livestock; they shall make you few in number, and your roads shall be deserted. Just a little bit more of how much more...
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gsiamne 7 NE May 18 May 18 77 comments
Welcome new member Miguel_ricky
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Heraclitus 7 NC May 13 May 13 11 comment
Revelations 12:7-9 (NRSV): And war broke out in heaven; Michael and his angels fought against the dragon. The dragon and his angels fought back, but they were defeated, and there was no longer any place for them in heaven. The great dragon was thrown...
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gsiamne 7 NE May 11 May 11 22 comments


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