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Being black, all the verses on being a good little slave makes me wanna kick myself for how long I spent forcing myself to believe this crap. For example.. Ephesians 6:5 ESV - Slaves, obey your earthly masters with fear and trembling, with a sincere ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Ejomitchell Feb 3 Feb 3 44 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Let's not forget our place, women, as property. " If there is a young woman, a virgin already engaged to be married, and a man meets her in the town and lies with her, you shall...stone them to death, the young woman because she did not cry for ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Ejomitchell Feb 3 Feb 3 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
He's a loving God ... except for these people: (Leviticus 21:18-21) "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, or a man that is brokenfooted,... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Mar 28 Mar 28 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Let's call this: All in the Family. Biblical genealogy? Straight up incest? All of the above. :-P (Genesis 9:20-27 is disturbing, even for Biblical lore, but I interpreted it as Ham having sex with his mother while Noah was drunk & naked... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Apr 27 Apr 27 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Romans 13:1 (NRSV) - Let every person be subject to the governing authorities; for there is no authority except from God, and those authorities that exist have been instituted by God. So, this must be just a short list of a few of the leaders ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne June 16 Jun 16 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Such a holy book! NOT! Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
BestWithoutGods Aug 25 Aug 25 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Of all the verses in the Bible, I've had the most fun with this one, introducing it to my bible thumping relatives, who never fail to react with shock. "When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
p-nullifidian Aug 9 Aug 9 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Apparently, God is right-handed. So, what does that imply about people who are born left-handed? Also, if God is perfect, why is one hand weaker than the other? Exodus 15:8 New International Version Your right hand, LORD, was majestic in power.... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Heraclitus Feb 12 Feb 12 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Proverbs 31:6 “Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!” So there's some practical stuff in the Bible after all. ???? Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Mar 23 Mar 23 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Leviticus 26:22 (NRSV): I will let loose wild animals against you, and they shall bereave you of your children and destroy your livestock; they shall make you few in number, and your roads shall be deserted. Just a little bit more of how much more... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne May 18 May 18 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
It's Sunday. Time to worship ... or sell your daughter into sexual slavery. Exodus 21: 7-8 "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez May 26 May 26 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Maybe it was pointed out previously, but it deserves to be repeated: The most hilarious (Or, should I say the most stupid) verse in the bible has to be 1 John 4:8: "...god is love". How is it possible that millions (billions) of human beings who ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
COGITOERGOSUM June 3 Jun 3 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Ezekiel 14:9 (NRSV) - If a prophet is deceived and speaks a word, I, the Lord, have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand against him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel. This must be more of "gods" work of ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne June 29 Jun 29 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
If you have any illegitimate ancestors going back 10 generations you are not allowed in church. Deuteronomy 23:2 New Living Translation “If a person is illegitimate by birth, neither he nor his descendants for ten generations may be admitted ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Heraclitus July 30 Jul 30 66 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Psalms 144:5 (NRSV): Bow your heavens, O Lord, and come down; touch the mountains so that they smoke. More of the work of a fiery/angry deity. Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne Aug 18 Aug 18 44 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
I've often wished believers would understand what's going to happen in Heaven. It's no family reunion. In fact, it's pretty awful, if one believes the Bible. Just for starters, everyone will fall on their faces. "Overwhelmed by his ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Aug 19 Aug 19 88 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Matthew 11:25 (NRSV): At that time Jesus said, “I thank you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and the intelligent and have revealed them to infants; Jesus and Yahweh seem to be against ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne Dec 15 Dec 15 44 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
No one I know who actually believes in the bible has actually read it beyond the popular verses and those the church uses to keep them in line. But they'll defend it hook-line-and-sinker!! Scientific facts, however, are apparently provided to them ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
lauraisamazon July 15 Jul 15 11 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Ever notice something funny about the First Commandment? It doesn't actually say that there are no other gods but Yahweh. In fact, it actually implies that there are. Exodus 20:3 New International Version (NIV) “You shall have no other gods ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Heraclitus July 25 Jul 25 44 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
I've written a book 'Will I See My Grandmother Naked in Heaven'. It takes a satirical look at some passages and a lot of Biblical stories. Maybe I can post some chapters if interested. The link below connect you to the book. You need not purchase it ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
TomFool Sep 14 Sep 14 33 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
This is the narrative from: God's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in the Old Testament, Rob Bricken, 02/14/2014 He has a really funny way of telling the story, scripture citing at the bottom: 3) Hating Ugly People In what should be good news ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Jan 28 Jan 28 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Numbers 22:30. "And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day?" Balaam must have been very talented. All I can get out of my ass are fart noises. But Balaam's ass could speak in ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
BestWithoutGods Mar 19 Mar 19 77 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
Ezekiel 14:9 (NRSV) - If a prophet is deceived and speaks a word, I, the Lord, have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand against him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel. Yes, the biblical "god" has deceived ... Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
gsiamne Mar 23 Mar 23 55 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
No praying in public. Matthew 6:6 When you pray, go to your room, shut the door, and pray to your Father… in that secret place. Posted in Fun Bible Passages group
SeaGreenEyez Apr 5 Apr 5 44 Posted in Fun Bible Passages group


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