Do you think my almost 3 year old niece will like this?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2018:

She will love it. Really do love your brother don't You? ?

Rescue helicopter crashes in Portugal, four dead - INEM [reuters.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I agree. I have friends there. I will contact them. My one friend is a Portugese Marine vet, so he could know someone. My best wishes and thoughts for the families.

Run, Run, Run

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2018:

That is great.

'Suddenly real': Colour brings new life to archival WW1 photos [bbc.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Sime photos are just pure art, even some if the most brutal have a majesty.

I smoke, I drink, I do drugs does that make me undesirable, unreliable, disloyal, unloving and ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Not at all. But being heterosexual myself, sorry. And good luck.

Healthcare: Give it to everyone as a government program.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I've said for years sell it, health care, as pro business and get conservative onboard.

A rare event - for me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I used to be an UU. Two of my kids consider themselves UU's. My math prof son is an atheist who never wanted anything to do with any church of any kind. The UU's have great sex class; so much better than any school. I stopped going so my ex could go. Now I don't go because I'm embarrassed - they had her arrested. Anyway, most have mixed beliefs from Wicca to multiple religions to atheist to agnostic to anyone willing to accept anyone.

Adam Serwer: Trump and His Supporters Are Cruel - The Atlantic

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Why so many white supremacist support him, and he winks at them.

A man, down on his luck for many, many years gets down on his knees in a forest and prays.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Reminds me of an old joke. An athiest is walking in the woods when he us attacked by a bear. The atheist prays for help. Everything freezes with the bear frozen over the man's prone body. God shouts to the man, how dare you ask me for help after denying me so long. The atheist thinks and agreed with god. The atheist asks god a favor, to make the bear a christian. God agrees. Everything unfreezes. The bear, still standing over the man puts his paws together and says, thank you Lord for this bounty you have brought me.

Welcome Blockheads to the I Was Blocked Group/therapy session/mudhut! This very day I was blocked by...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

We all know about Texas and their inferiority complex. Always liked the Alaskan comment: quit bitching Texas or we will split into two and you'll become the third largest state.

Poll, I just got to know what people think.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Historically the teapot dome scandal could compete and possibly Grant's although Grant was incompetent and not privy to the crimes.

Random and yet so true

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

And it allows priests to find weak, vulnerable prey.

Do we need another political party or do we need to revise the ones we have?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

We need a parliament. Even one of fools would be better than our corrupt 2 party system.

That conversation

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Depending on the translation, the word we say as virgin could mean simply young woman. And history of the time shows no calls for people to census or pay taxes at their home cities (Romans kept meticulous records). Also Herod died in 4BC. And no mentions of mass infanticide. It is a stolen story from multiple times and sources including Egyptian more, Buddha, and a number more.

Tis the season! Giving to those less fortunate than you. Who does it help more?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I give blood year round. And I have given some to a couple charities I admire. Shout out to Saving Southern Kitties, a no kill cat shelter(s) in North and South Carolina.

Southern Baptist Seminary Confronts History Of Slaveholding And 'Deep Racism' | Northwest Public ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

My mother was raised as a Southern Baptist. Aside from bitchingly rough discipline she never sent us to church and never went herself. As an adult, I asked her once why she hadn't sent or taken us to the SB. She replied, "I didn't want to inflict that upon you."

Southern Baptist Seminary Confronts History Of Slaveholding And 'Deep Racism' | Northwest Public ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I really get the craps of it's heritage you wouldn't understand t-shirt people with the flag of Northern Virginia. I ask them questions they, stupidly, can't answer: what's the Stars and bars; what flag is that; and my favorite, why does that flag have 13 stars. And once I piss them off, I say, oh, I could join the son's of the confederacy as my Great grandfather fought. I'm glad he lost; I'm glad he lived; I'm glad my family had no slaves. Still, just being a part of a traitorous cause is nothing to be proud about.

Agree with this wholeheartedly.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Best post i have seen all day. Deserves double thumbs up.

Lol ? Points for honesty

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

So much to say, and none of it nice. If it wasn't for the unknown cheating, well, if you are willing to pay, so be it. I prefer honesty, even in the lowest of relationships. When I did drugs, I gave my dealers respect and expected it back. What the hell that means, I don't know.

How do you think Don Trump will handle Federal prison?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

As much as he deserves it, I doubt he goes to jail. His kids, however, may end up there, especially for state crimes. That should eat at him.

Some folks are just plain lazy.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Homelessness is a sad thing and making fun of the truly needy is wrong. I've worked with some homeless people and it is sad. Those who dont want to work make it harder on those who can't. We have a real problem in this country and it is getting worse every day.

Some folks are just plain lazy.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

There is a guy who stands in a spot in town with a sign and I'm a vet. I told him he should copy his dd214 and I would give him a couple bucks and some phone numbers to call. He didn't take my advice.

Some folks are just plain lazy.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I was in Seattle last summer and gave a woman a buck. She came up to me the next day and asked again. I said I have yesterday. She said my check hasn't come. To which I replied neither has mine, I live cheaply so I can travel. She left.

Seasons non greetings..

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

A little more Adams family would be nice. An outline of Santa.

It works! Google “Idiot” and lots of pictures of Trump top the list! ?? [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

She thinks that is a bad thing? She has no understanding. A little man??

So let's take a look at your qualifications.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Yes, I can do that.

Of course he knew! Now he wants the country to believe in more BS?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2018:

I remember Nixon. Even the diehards knew he was dirty. Chetos head is dangerous as a cult leader. Those folks don't care. Bringing back racism and classism is all they want. It is a fucked up place.

Building up to this....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2018:

That's funny. There is a sadness in that term being blocked by internet providers to schools. Ist, no beautiful animals. And 2nd, it caused Beaver college in PA to change its name. Surprised some mascots haven't been shipped out.

It sucks getting high by yourself!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Not too bad on a long hike, with plenty of water.

Poor guys can't catch a break

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Remember, the Clash said it best: there's only one Cure in this world.

Isn’t it ironic the amount of horrific crimes that go on in the Church, when that’s supposed to ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Since things if this magnitude have been occurring in churches if all religions for eons it is more common than ironic. The irony is that people trust these institutions.

Let us forget we are atheists for a moment ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Do you have a permit, and a certificate from the board if health?

The Bible Sanctions Abortion.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:

The evangelicals dobt like to hear that abortions were legal with the Puritans until quickening, which can sometimes go to the third trimester.

This is a tough question.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:

His story is an amalgamation of various similar stories passed down. His and Buddha's gained some traction over time for various politic reasons and expediency.

[yahoo.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Send them back to mandatory work prison, or, a, rehabilitation centers, if not right out death.

Sassygirl3869... So ???

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:

A very pretty woman. Looks like someone has a crush.

Tragedy in a trump venue... [foxnews.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:

A very dangerous job. Thus is one case Trump most like holds no guilt. Companies almost always hire the cheapest contractor: hope his insurance is up to date.

Can you believe these utter Assholes?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:

These real dangers of Trump's policies are coming to fruition. As if only gay people get AIDS. Tell that to an entire generation of Africans.

Damn when did the military open bases in inner cities in New York City and Los Angeles?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2018:

First let's hope your opening statement is sarcasm and not a full lack of knowledge like so many others. The largest percentage of welfare and food stamp recipients are rural whites. The two largest areas receiving aid are in Appalachia and the Ozarks.

This is Christmas Eve: She wishes you a Mary Christmas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Eat, drink, and feel Mary. And if Mary slaps the shit out of you, oops. Next time ask.

Question for everyone: Obviously there is disagreement between atheists and theists.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

In a discussion of ethics and the need for people to be ethical from within themselves and not because of an outside force - whether real or imagined.

Should we worry about his health?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

A stroke would be nice. A strock is a straight man with gay tendencies..... trying to see if Trump fits.

Is anyone excited for The Lion King Live Action movie?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Becoming the world we live in. No one wants "old" outdated stuff, no matter how good anymore. Just wait to more and improved CIG brings us Casablanca and Rick yelling, I'm king of the world.

Ah how times will change...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

The Inuit will still get cold. They just won't be able to live where their houses have washed away and some have collapsed with the melting permafrost. And they will be starving as their food supply dies off.

How many of you have done voluntary community work?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I used to do a lot more. Homeless shelter, food bank and such. The thing I did the most was answer calls on a distress help line. When I first did that, our county only had Crisis during the day. My first suicidal person was daunting. I even got a letter from our governor, not that I intended or wanted to be noticed. Don't do it for those things, but it was nice to be noticed. It should be something you do for your own inner well being.

Just saying ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

About 10 years ago, a rich guy from California lit up his house with a massive light display. His neighbor sued saying it was too bright. The judge ruled he had to get rid of half his lights. He gave them to the neighbor on the other side of the complaining neighbor.

Can you guess who's a Luna-Tick?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

The others burrow into you skin; he burrows up your ass.

After a dozen films,

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

An intergalactic lawyer.

Some "christians" claim that many of the people who say that they are "christian" are false ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

So many professed xtions refuse to listen to devil music and yet they are it: buying their own stairway to heaven.

Isn't it Ironic?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Congrats. I joined to read and share dome interesting thoughts. Never expected to find the "L" word after 7 years, especially near by in this "atheist and agnostic " forsaken place.

Good one twitter

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

How about a Putin one with a radio receiver.

I think I would rather eat broken glass.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Might make a good plot for a murder mystery. A couple of different options: non christian murderer joins, or a Christian murderer seeking out non believers.

Still wookin pa nub

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2018:

If she would marry you in May the 4th, she is probably a keeper.

In my next relationship, I'm asking for a $850 security deposit!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 11, 2018:

A friend and his girlfriend started a bank account and if the relationship failed the one ending it gave up the money. My friend got a couple thousand dollars. It was actually a very sad happening. She chose family. He was black. Also, a teacher with a Master's degree and a great guy. I believe she loved him, but her family were jerks.

They don't make it into The Guinnes World Records either.... That's reality!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 11, 2018:

There is a species of snake, go figure, that is only female and thus all the off spring are clones. Ironically though, the females have to simulate sex to get pregnant. Lesbian snakes having babies. How would humans react if that were possible?

I judge people by their actions.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Sounds good. I doubt it happens.

Scripture for Theist Mother

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Good luck. I looked. A fair amount if husband to wife. Way to much in submission. Check what others here have found. Again, best wishes.

Just a thought.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:

What about those who cant Earn it. According to you we need to adopt the practice of certain Inuit tribes: send the old and infirm people out to die. You may like that until your time comes. As far as I can see, we don't need you now, so go for a long walk into the unknown

How do y’all respond when you mention a situation you’re going through and someone responds with...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Aarrgh. What to say. Little to nothing. Side note: told a friend once I would keep him in my thoughts and meditations since I couldn't pray. Best answer ever. He said that meant more than the prayer platitudes. Some hope does exist.

Fear not Fellow Atheists and Agnostics, etc, WE do have at least someone on our side.....LOL.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Chico Marx said it best, "there ain't no Sanity Clause. "

( Reuters). And I’ll just leave this here

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That is how it should be. Those who want to control women's health and body's fail to realize that by cutting back on birth control they damage the health of women and (Look it up) actually bring on more abortions.

I was attending a family shindig / dinner gathering when one of my family members had the bright ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:

"Grace! She was the bitch that married my brother. I thought we were never to speak of her again after the divorce."

The glass cone that broke on my precious coffee pour over station apparently can't be bought as a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2018:

See if you can find the company that manufactures just that part. Then either 1) ask to purchase a single replacement or 2) (ive done this) invent a company name for yourself and request an example part for a project (you usually get two or more ) and yo have to use your real phone, just say still evaluating (never more than two calls). This idea briefly saved my failing marriage when I broke something.

Bah, humbug: Grade 1 teacher tells students Santa isn’t real, ‘reindeer can’t fly’ - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I don't interfere with parents and their kids on non violent issues, even bullshit as we are all guilty of something. I do remember trying to explain to my 4th grade son why he shouldn't out Santa to his 8th grade neighbor. I did deel the parents had gone to far in that case, for sure.

Rule 34 applies

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Back in 89 or 90, Scientific American did an article on dinosaurs that showed images if then having sex. I went to the library at the school in which I worked, I didn't know about the article, and asked where the new edition was as it should have come out. The librarian had it behind the desk and only gave it out to the "right" patrons.

Where are you

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

South Central Pennsylvania and yes, James Carvel got it right when he described Pennsylvania as Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.

It was 38 years ago tonight.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I was on a ship, in the Indian Ocean. I was in the coffee mess making tea, and my friend, because he just couldn't speak, handed me a written note telling me what happened.

Prison for profit.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

And it will only get worse. Some states have even had laws to decrease this fought on the premise it hurts the economy. This crap keeps mandatory sentences and unfair minority sentences

Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In The Jar (official music video) [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Greatest Irish Rock band of all time (I'm ignoring the boys are back, everyone has an off song)

I was once told this story by a transient worker.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

By law they have to throw the food out. When in college, my ex wife worked at Hardies. Her boss would sit the breakfast leftovers outside for staff to pick up and take home. As long as he set it within 10 feet of the garbage he was legal.

I'm going to be out tonight waiting in my car while my daughter is watching a movie.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Does the theater broadcast in AM? I've seen some that do. I remember when I went to pick up my son I could know when the film finished. Too bad I didn't understand French.

So this is what they Pray to god to have Guns for?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Trophy hunting is bullshit. Eat what you kill doesn't bother me. Make yourself equal: hunt with a knife.

My new favorate Christmas song

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

That should be a number one. If anyone is looking for a song to listen to, check out the Drop Kick Murphy's.

What is the worst Christmas present you ever received? I once got some shoe inserts.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Hair ties. In the early 70's. I was a teen guy. Funny parents, ha ha.

I'll be back...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

How about you be Bach and I'll be Chopin.

Really? How odd.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

A company tried this, selling ice cream made from breast milk a fee years ago. They got shut down by the government, I believe FDA, even though they processed the milk like companies do with cow milk etc.

Whats in a username.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I enjoy literature and legends.

Vice President becomes president

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Cheetos head's base will support him no matter what. They, using fear in the primaries will keep repukes from impeachment. Our best bet is 2020 elections and to also retake the Senate as well. Then reverse his crippling shit. By then, I expect we will be in full blown ression

Happy Holidays!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

What a duo. Then their kid came along, they gave up the band. Later, the kid started his own band - Jesus and the Disciples. Too many to cut the royalties and Jesus was greedy so Judus broke up the original band. The Apostles never quite had the same sound.

Is 8:50 pm too early to be in bed on a Friday night?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

With whom?

In rememberance of Pearl Harbor

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I did that. Manned the rails into Pearl. Very moving. It is a very shallow port. Standing up there you can see right done to part of the Arizona.

Staying true to form.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

He can't afford that check. Why do the women keep popping up? Cheetos man is cheap and their story is worth more than his law suit could recover.

Sometimes... Justice Prevails! [foxnews.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Finally. Now we just need a victory with killer cops.

Happy birthday to a great man Noam Chomsky!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The King of linguistics.

24 Cognitive Biases That Are Warping Your Perception of Reality

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

One could create an entire college course to study these.

One more funny

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

A cat might find the Quran a better read; Mohammed mentions the desert cats and lauds them for their perseverance and bravery. Of courses the Hindus praise rats and snakes and cats might be even more offended, or hungry.

Anbody done Ancestry.com?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

If you have any fears of your results being used by others without you permission you may wish to rethink it. Albeit a cool idea, and it seems to have gotten better with results, know that your information is not secure. They are required to give it up to law enforcement. Whether that is good or bad is debatable and I haven't chosen a side yet. Im not sure of Ancestry specific waiver, but most sites can, if they ever so choose to do so, sell your information.

RELIGION: The Irony of Sincerity - BionicDance [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

That xtion dick which she fries is a real dumbass. Not just for his beliefs, but his attempt to use a science known to demonstrate: Hey, dumbass, the jet stream moves West to East.

Since we are loosing our minds for everything and looking for faulty behavior everywhere then we ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Santa Claus is an economic supremacist.

By my research over the years, Bush Sr was a member of the CIA when JFK was killed.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

There seems to be some evidence to that. Some documents signed by a George Bush. No one has every found THAT Bush as the deniers say it wasn't GHW. And, remember he was later the CIA head, and seemed to know what was going on and had solid control.

Nothing much really. 😏

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Two. One for the house and one to travel

Anyone else getting a headstart on breaking their New Year's resolutions?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Without a doubt. Nothing better than doing things that you want to do with no permission.

Cool.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Virgin???? Good luck.

Down in Fla

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Might even be more humorous depending on who did the decorating.

I'll bet it's not in the book of fiction anywhere

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

According to Catholic doctrine only human souls go to heaven, thus any non humans, even if able to understand the book of bibly and find it to their liking (intelligent and bibly believer is an oxymoron) can never go to heaven

The bad news on human nature, in 10 findings from psychology | Aeon Ideas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

My pessimistic self finds that absolutely spot on true

Why is it some people who are demonised when alive become pretty okay guys when they die.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

People have short memories. Too short. And often more damaging and used by others to progress horrendous policies.

Jesus Christ took a dip in my local YMCA today

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I've never seen Jesus, but about 15 years ago I saw Elvis in a Philadelphia McDonald's. His teeth looked awful, but his hair and side burns were intact.

It's all Bing's fault...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

And his disciple Andy Williams redid it in 63.

Online Christian “School” Offers Apocalyse Doctorate for $2,240 | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Ha. And what would one do with said expensive piece of toilet paper. You can, for free, become a legal minister, able to marry people in 48 states online. A much cheaper option.