What a rude awakening

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Hm. Did it work?

The old fashioned CCTV.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

As a kid, I couldn't go far without some adult I didn't recognize say to me, "You're Jim and Hiley's boy, arentcha?"

It has come to this, WTF

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Next they need left and rights.

May as well make the most of the conspiracy theories

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

With salsa.b

I see many people in other social media platforms having their families very sick cuz Covid so they ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Prayers are worthless. Thoughts only go so far. I tell the religious, "pray for something in your one hand, and shit in the other. Then, tell me which fills up first."

I won a million pounds on the lottery today.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Pretty sure that went over well.

Is this a "DOH" moment or what? :-)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Could be worse. Could be snowing.

This tickled me too! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

He looks much happier.

I just need a moment to blow off steam.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Update - the dr's office actually called me. Took the pharmacy name and number - so, hopefully tonight it will be available. Thanks for listening. V

A young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Cute

Well, that escalated quickly.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

I showed my GF. She laughed hysterically

Trump Lawyer Schoen Threatens America With Civil War In a fiery speech, arguing that ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

The Hitler argument - didnt work then either.

This is believable

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2021:

Many of them would do that, especially if tRump called it safe

Time for me to say goodnight to you again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2021:

Good performance

Your Tuesday star wars groaner

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2021:

Funny.

She knows how to use a man

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2021:

How do we know it was "her man" to start with? She may be poaching.

Damn right!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2021:

Yep. Last year, I went to a wedding and my GF wanted to buy me a coat (I used to teach and at one time had about 5). I only got a shirt and tie. I was fine; it was a millenial wedding and some had sneakers on, etc.

Paladin PAL-ə-dn Part of speech: noun Origin: French, late 16th century 1: Any of the twelve...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2021:

There was an old Western called Paladin - I often wondered how many people understood the main character's name.

In memory of Mary Wilson of the Supremes who has sadly died aged 76 today.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2021:

So many talented people lost. Such is the progression of time.

John Fetterman annouced he is running for Senate seat in Pennsylvania. in 2022 [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

I have been praising him since he become the Lt. Governor. Great guy, very intelligent. I would love to see him stare down baby Teddy Cruz. I may be moving out of state by the time of that election. My two sons will vote for him. I really wanted him to speak at the Dem convention. I kept posting that on his Facebook page.

My brother is a train fan and posted this. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Cool. Back when they actually did the stunts live and with little protection. One of the early child stars (can't remember who) was in a film as a baby, and was literally thrown from the train to someone.

The greatest trick the satanists ever pulled: They may be truer to the words of Jesus than most ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

I lived in Bremerton for a while in the Navy. It has a large Naval base and does a lot of repairs and overhauls. Lots of conservitiveness there - not all by any means, and Seattle was just an hour away by ferry.

Hi again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Sleep well.

Testing out my cooking skills for Valentine's day

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Tip for how terrorists can make their own charcoal for gunpowder.

I just got new glasses but they only help what my eyes see.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

For many of us yes. Sadly, too many older magas seem to have lost it.

Texas Pastors Call Kamala Harris a 'Jezebel'

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

So, to my mind, the "preacher" doesn't seem to know who Jezebel was. It would make more sense if he called Dr. Jill Biden that name. The preacher is just another evil dumbass.

A little pandemic cheer! :-)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Cute.

What Would Your Marriage Look Like if It Resembled Your Relationship With Jesus?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

She would serve a lot of fish and bread. The wine would be watery.

Desmond Tutu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

I used to teach novels by the Nigerian author Chinua Achebe, and he said much the same in literature. Achebe became an atheist also.

Funny they had to post that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

I'll bet that is oh so real.

What's good for the goose?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Did you know, most city living birds meet their mates online?

Gelid JEL-id Part of speech: adjective Origin: Latin, early 17th century 1: Icy; extremely ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Right now in Chicago it is 5 degrees. 18 back at my apartment in Pennsylvania. Cold days. Time for a little Earl Grey.

Hello and good.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Great band

Biden Claims Trump Too Erratic to Receive Intelligence Briefings In an interview with CBS ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2021:

They should feed him false Russian info and have the FBI watching.

Paris court finds France guilty of failing to meet its own Paris climate accord commitments ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2021:

Many will fail. And it looks like those accords are already outdated. Your grandkids' grandkids will suffer awfully, unless very wealthy.

What the hell happened to my levels?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2021:

I just made level 9. I knew I was close, looked one day and was 8 points away. The next day I was 4000 plus points over. It has been glitchy to say the least.

I got called pretty today.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2021:

I resemble that remark

Creationists given proof of evolution....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2021:

Someone recently posted an article on how creationism is like a conspiracy theory. It is.

TX Woman: A Forced Ultrasound Would Interfere With My “Satanic Abortion Ritual” | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2021:

Good for her

Let's party

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2021:

With the right drugs, no one will notice

Here's a mind-mash for you:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Yep

E.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Your secret is safe here 😁😁😁😁👍

Regarding 1) the lawsuit by Smartmatic against Fox/Dobbs/Bartiromo/Pirro, and 2) the lawsuit by ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Good point. At least sue those personalities. Since I've never listened to any, maybe those didnt directly claim said companies machines cheated.

A School Board Candidate is Being Smeared Over Her Sex-Themed Science Videos | Val Wilde | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

The same people who had sex as teens have turned into those fundies who think just say no works for their kids. I'll be perfectly honest, I sent my kids to the local Unitarian sex classes, which were so well praised they were held at the hospital for others to attend as well. Yes, I did my best to always be honest with my kids. I, though, recognized that allowing someone with better knowledge is real education. All in their 30ies and no children (thus no unwanted ones).

Damned ice cream truck.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak.

Imported... Limited Supply. What a better way to show you love her!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Plenty of room for the band aids.

Here is a classic porno picture.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Orange you glad it wasn't a banana

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Smart kid

From 1970 Melanie sing Lay Down [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 6, 2021:

Great song from the era.

Smokey is up to something!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Good one.

Ricky does have a way with words.n

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

The Great Santa Crusde of 2021 is coming, just add it to the q agenda.

Preacher Andrew Wommack: I Prayed Away the Mildew in My Home | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Most likely his prayers to remove the mildew included a poor, barely paid cleaning staff that busted their ass

Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Titus is always entertaining.

It’s my bedtime again .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

I saw Heart a couple times. Once, in Denver at the football stadium, as part of 8 bands performing all day. Sadly on their 4th or 5th song their stage amps went boom, spewing smoke and ending their performance.

The Aberdeen (MD) City Council Is Illegally Promoting Christianity at Meetings | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Aberdeen is as redneck as they come. They have the military proving ground there as one of its biggest economic drivers. For those that remember Spiro Agnew, Aberdeen is where his mall was to be built - the kickback scheme that cost him the vice presidency.

Romania's Orthodox Church supports the killing of babies by drowning [bbc.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

I read the article - now - the church did NOT support the killing of babies. The church did or is trying to mitigate the dumb ass priest's actions. I find it similar to other laws and stances that allow for "tragic accidents" like kids killing themselves with guns. The priest should be prosecuted and not excused for his actions..

Statements of 'Fact' on Shirts - 1

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 5, 2021:

Excellent ones.

True Facts: The Incredible Tardigrade - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Tardigrades are nearly immortal. They can even survive space.

Karma strikes again

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Better yet, the federal pen.

Fox news sued

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 4, 2021:

The tRump screamed sue all the time.... now is the time to SUE this bastards.

Grego has it right

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 4, 2021:

I prefer Baby Yoda's cookies, albeit stolen.

E.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Levine did a great job in Pennsylvania. As far as those dipshits..... who are hypocrites on so many issues, they have no moral authority to judge. And, even their book tells them not to judge, lest they be judged. They are, quite simply, the American Taliban.

A favorite Jim Croce ( 1943-1973 ) song of mine, Time in a Bottle, 1973. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 4, 2021:

Haven't heard this in a while. Good pick

How many remember watching this series in the late 1950s? [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 4, 2021:

My dog would sit and watch it with me. I would pet him during commercials. We sat on the floor right next to the television

Poor Kermit.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Miss Piggy's dream

Is the Catholic Church really "pro-life?"

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

The evangelical catholics who pretty much just ignore the pope and support maga cults certainly aren't pro life, they even support the death penalty. That said, nothing good to say about the other Catholics. Just, thiis new, American made catholic is worse.

Wrong exam

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Glad I have a female doctor.

A Priest on YouTube Called Out “Pro-Life” Hypocrisy and Viewers Were Furious | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Yep. One issue people proved willing to sell out. Along with being able to be openly racist, the trumpies dont care about hypocrisy - they have their own talibanic beliefs.

Oh me, me...let me tell him!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I see him as the court jester, reciting lines from The Godfather trilogy.

Appeals Court Says Nativity Scene Outside Indiana Courthouse is Constitutional | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

More bible belt horse shit.

Teatime treat time again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Nice voice. Solid piano play for support.

The damn pandemic

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I'll skip

Lucky if you get a 4 hour window

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Still, it explains why the pizza is always cold and Mom is smiling.

Make a wish... maybe not

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 3, 2021:

Maybe she doesn't want to marry him

Fiction for QAnon supporters

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Fiction? Them?

Ricky Gervais to Stephen Colbert: “You Don’t Believe in 2,999 Gods.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

If you ever need a laugh, just watch Ricky do bible stories - especially Noah.

My new series cats in containers

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Funny. Keep it up

When Sesame Street got privatized... Things were never the same after that...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Not Bert and Ernie.

Harbinger noun anything that foreshadows a future event; omen; sign.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

What I find most interesting about the word is how its denotation is quite neutral, but how, over the years, many view its connotation as more negative.

Bluey comes home, as usual, from the Pub, drunk as a skunk and near as blind as a bat armed with a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

And they both had a happy ending to the night.

The husband is always the prime suspect................not of washing the dishes of course! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Ugh. So, did he do the dishes?

Understanding Organized Religion......

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Prepare to be screwed

Pastor: Noah’s Family Cleared Away 12 Tons of Animal Feces on the Ark Every Day | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

One of the stupidest stories ever. I have noticed that some of the catholic churches, while staying catholic, are becoming more evangelical. Thus, their stupidity level is rising - back to believing that the bible shit like Noah isnt just metaphorical.

Beware, beware, there are sharks out there! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

Good warning. Go tell Mikey, he bites anything.

Hi all.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

She is still cool.

I am posting some of the jokes that I posted before, as it seems I’m not the only one and I ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 2, 2021:

A good joke is always appreciated. Tnx.

But getting better

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

It certainly has

Anti-vaxxers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

First, they are dumbasses. And now, not only are they risking other people's lives, they are blocking access for those who want vaccines. Those fuckers should be locked up.

I think I have a little backlog - and this blizzard means I'm stuck online without much else to do ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Good ones again. Love the cats.

Bartender says "what's up with the octopus?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Poor octopus will be disappointed

Why Scientists Are Very Worried About The Variant From Brazil [npr.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

It just seems so many are so Covid tired that they're giving up on helping save lives - more shit is open, more people infected, more deaths, and less care

Teenager Sues Lebanon School District (PA) Over Pledge-Related Punishments | Hemant Mehta | Friendly...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

When I was teaching, in Pennsylvania, the state passed a must pledge law, but the courts threw it out. At the time, the school in which I taught didnt pledge. I read the law and told my homeroom, if it passes the courts we, those willing, can sing the national anthem instead of pledging (legal according to the law) loudly and in any key.

Teenager Sues Lebanon School District (PA) Over Pledge-Related Punishments | Hemant Mehta | Friendly...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Parts of PA are pretty messed up. I remember inHS, I stood but didn't pledge. They would not say anything to me since they let the JW's do the same.

What to do?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Which is why, as a guitarist, simply open up your case.

Redivivus red-ə-VI-vus Part of speech: adjective Origin: Latin, late 16th century 1: Come ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

I've experienced that.

Christian Hater Condemns Group for Blocking Military Dogs from Going to Heaven | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 1, 2021:

Religion has no place, aside from allowing those that practice to do so by themselves. Personal story: I was in the Navy and tried breaking up with a woman via mail while overseas (yes, it was a shitty way to handle that relationship). Said woman got my parents to contact the USO. In turn, the Navy sent me to see a Navy chaplain (I was registered as a no preference for religion at the time). I had to see a catholic full Commander. At first it was like most "counseling" sessions, until I disagreed with his suggestions. He then turned full Commander on me and ordered me to write a letter home and bring it to his office unsealed in an addressed and stamped envelope. Fucker.

Old Bluey has been married to his wife, Kath, for 52 years had the same breakfast every morning ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Instead of a mirror, she could have gotten a pool boy.

three and a half if you're in an elevator

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

That could knock over little tots.

Old Joe finally retires from his job as Labourer and is at his Retirement Party when his Boss for ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Years ago two guys stole a canoe from the old Sears. They just walked in and carried it out. Later, they were caught when they tried to get the oars.

Luck of the Irish

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 31, 2021:

Tiger wrecked his Cadillac. Hm, I guess then he had no ball rest