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Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Why did the Navy release unknown radar incursions NOW? To deflect from Covid? Or the prez being stupid? Conspiracy theorists are as crazy as some religious fanatics. They KNOW aliens exist. Yea, right. Once again, ill stand over here and say prove it. Those blips are odd and even the Navy says they dont know. But, aliens? KISS - sure it could be, but wouldn't a more closer to earth made object be more likely. (Kiss is Keep It Simple Stupid)

I'd love to give one, but... .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

It is a gift for the frazzled mother on mother's day - note at the bottom Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla.

Sister Rosetta Tharpe- "Didn't It Rain?" [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Nice place for a concert. I wonder if any trains ever came past for a time out. When I was younger, we went to a drag strip that was an airport as well and yes sometimes the track had to be cleared for a landing.

Santana, India Arie and Yo Yo Ma. While My Guitar: [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Beautiful song and great performances.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

The chicken is in the box, with a cat. And either the chicken is crossing the road or not crossing the road. Either way, the cat will live longer as it now has something to eat.

Sing, sing, sing, Benny Goodman [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

I looked to see what films were clipped together. The guy who did this video said in his comments that it was too long ago to remember. Great drumming.

Thunder Island · Jay Ferguson [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Hasn't heard this in a while.

An apt word for these times is lalochezia - which is the emotional relief you get from cursing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Even Myth Busters proved that swearing helps control pain. It works.

Anti trump meme

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 27, 2020:

It's a massive emptiness. A beautiful emptiness. No one has ever caused so much emptiness. So much beautiful emptiness. But, no, you fake news people don't see the beauty. You see what isn't there, people. Yes, people. Millions and millions of people. Yes, in the emptiness. Such a beautiful emptiness.

Hello friends.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Best wishes. Glad you have good support.

Jesus....(the) Christ in school.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Sadly, somewhere, maybe multiple places most likely, this has/will/is occurring.

Here's a pretty good evaluation of Donny trump... [pasdemerde.com] What do you think?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 27, 2020:

The assessment was too kind, but true.

I am hoping for the Nickelback Album!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Locusts - always a possibility in Africa and Asia. Volcano- they keep blowing off a little steam. Asteroid - eh, we should see it first, so maybe. Nichelback - 😪😪😴😴

If you can cherry-pick the bible and get away with it, why not cherry-pick the vaccines?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 27, 2020:

There is already a movement within the anti Vaxxers to accept one for Covid19, proving once again that so many people are hypocrites.

Are you a dog person, or a car person? [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 26, 2020:

That dog did better than most vids I have seen. I saw a lab do that challenge perfectly. Most dogs just crash through.

They killed Kenny![agnostic.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Except Kenny Loggins IS a real person, I think. :)

Jesus fights at 6:00!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Anyone know, was there ever a Death Match between Jesus and Mohammed.

An oldie but a goodie and it seems apropos: Jesus and Moses are playing golf.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I will bet Moses is hell on the water traps.

A police officer in a small town stopped a driver speeding down the main street.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

A nice day for a shotgun wedding, yea.

Coronavirus live news: ‘No evidence’ you can’t get Covid-19 twice, says WHO Well, that is ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Try this website for the link. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-who/no-evidence-that-recovered-covid-19-patients-cannot-be-reinfected-who-idUSKCN2270FB

Texas wanted to secede

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

If they would, cut off all US money going there, including SS. Take away all the military bases. Shut down all federal programs. Cut off all veterans pay and such. See how long they would take that.

Texas wanted to secede

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Only if they take Kentucky and the other red states that do not pay as much into the federal government as they take back. Texas is one of the few red states that pays in more than it receives; i am pretty sure that even they would get tired of paying for other states if they had to do so on their own.

Barely bearable.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Once, when camping, I had a bear come into my campsite. I had put all the food up on a tree swing. I had left a gallon of water on the table. The mother bear walked over to it and bit it. Water came out and she walked away, leaving me with an excellent bear teeth impression. I expect she hoped it was tea or such.

Jerry Butler Only the Strong Survive [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Good song. I remember it from my early teen years. I looked before posting to remember the year 68 - they listed it as protodisco, whatever the hell that is. I do not hear disco at all.

To be honest I was really hoping for Zombies.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Yeah, at least we could kill real zombies.

Ca·pit·u·late cease to resist an opponent or an unwelcome demand; surrender

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I think that too many are ready to capitulate to the rich overlords, who keep the people oppressed and underpaid, to go back into the work place and become expendable workers, er, ah, I mean essential workers.

Polish sir

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Anyone try to Google translate?

Memes for Saturday That convertible though...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Another fun batch. The cats are still cats.

Somebody's Sleeping in My Bed · Buddy Guy [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 24, 2020:

I heard an interview in which he expressed a desire to get another Rolls Royce like the one he "ran the wheels off." Even 83 year olds need a goal.

A poem in Spanish: "Te prometo una cosa: llenar tu casa de libros.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 24, 2020:

My Spanish was never good for speaking, although I did read some. Tnx for translation. I used to enjoy the works of Lorca in Spanish with an English translation near by.

It's been found that nicotine protects somewhat from getting COVID 19.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Nicotine has a lot of properties and some, if found a way to administer may be beneficial. That all said, smoking damages and inflames the lungs which makes them more susceptible to ANY virus.

What do you call a red neck in a suit and tie?......................."The accused" :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Or, the deceased.

Set a goal.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 23, 2020:

? Article ?

Without a single coronavirus death, Vietnam eases lockdown - Los Angeles Times

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 23, 2020:

My opinion, from what I read, checking science articles and such, we are looking more-and-more like the graph of the Spanish flu, which had a "big" spike, lock down and social distancing in effect, then drops off, things end, like the war, and a little bit later, a "BIG" spike. I have a bad inkling about this. We are not living in an Avengers movie.

Trump and Fox Now Both Silent on Miracle Cure Drug They Promoted Both President Trump and a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 23, 2020:

If they keep saying too much, they could end up named in a class action law suit.

Baptists Delighted They Can Now Wear Masks At Liquor Store [babylonbee.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Never any surprises with the evangelicals. Porn Hub says their best business comes from the bibly belt.

[twitter.com] Down in Florida

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Mexicans in Miami - hmm - a good name for a band. She drinks Nasty Lite in illuminum kans. Enough said.

Hey all.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Come join the blocked group.

Guess they were wrong

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

If only, but germs don't choose and most deaths will be the poor and the front line workers.

Posted by @racocn8 Trump pinata group.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

There was also the November (Intel?) meeting from which some Senators dumped stock for profit.

It is amazing how touchy some folks are around here (SOME, not by any means ALL).

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

There are some here who have a hierarchy of religions with some as being totally insane crazy. I, too, find correcting their knowledge annoying. As with Christians who rant about Sharia law, I say, I agree that it is evil, just as all Abrahanic law is evil and alk groups have the same basic beliefs. Also, as I rend to point out, which ever religious group controls a country, it tends to demonize and bring down all others not within its fold. The US was founded by a bunch of, at best, marginally religious elite who wanted their leadership to not be constrained by religion - now that truth is being rewritten by the evangelicals. Ah well, I am rambling.

Memes for hump day.. Also that's Ham....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

You find the best. We all know that the cat, using his/her new found knowledge will start taking bulbs out of all 5he lamps throughout the house.

He makes religion Funny [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 22, 2020:

They sure caved damned fast when the Carter administration threatened to revoke their tax free status ( damn, where are those days now) for claiming blacks did not go to heaven - actually, a black mormon did go to heaven but turned white. Suddenly, just after the threat, their leader had a revelation from god and blacks are a part of mormon heaven.

He's the best kind of Curry!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Put it on some Meatloaf...............

Florida neme

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I taught a parrot to say that in a whisper. Lots of fun, late at night, especially after a little intoxication. Really messed with people's minds.

Coronavirus testing needs to go up by 350,000 per day for the US to reopen, Harvard researchers say...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Test Test Test had been a success elsewhere. Ain't happening anytime soon in these here States-of-the-Stupid.

Crazy [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Nice.

The cats have worked it out even if we haven’t

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Too true.

How many of these games did you play as a kid? We had Monopoly😐

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Had a few. My sister sometimes made me play mystery date - not sure there was a way to win, or lose.

STAGGER LEE (1969) by Taj Mahal [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Saw him while visiting friends in Tuscon in 77. He even did an after show at an University of Arizona frat.

I stole this from the gun lover group.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Forgot the extra bacon.

Old ad....wow! Have you ever?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I do remember at least one company doing more regular type drinking glasses. Their tin lid, when popped, never really locked back on. I don't remember anything fancy like those.

In case you missed it! [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I saw some on the net. They had a bunch of good bands. Early they had mixed a lot of unknown (to me) artists with well known ones.

Oregon Trail for a new generation

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Been so long since I have seen the game. We need a good pun for the covid now.

So, tonight my husband got called an apostate whose after-death destination will be hell.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I am, to many, an apostate. To myself I am just me and their phony god belief their burden not mine, unless they seek to interfere in and with my rights and other people's rights. I found most religiously affiliated people hypocrites, especially the evangelical ilk. If there were to be any form of Hell, I would reason that the (This thought is from the Hadifs) Muslim lowest level being filled with hypocrites would make the most sense.

Washington Governor Accuses Trump of Encouraging Domestic Rebellion After Donald Trump released...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 20, 2020:

These same people, in the cult of tRump, are willing to make him a dictator and actually believe they would be allowed to keep their guns if they do so. They have no understanding of fascism or reality. One new argument I've seen in their hypocrisy is - those wanting us to stay in to "save lives" are aborsonists who kill millions and we can't allow that.

DIY Face masks

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Save the lettuce for a cooler summer experience. Babe Ruth put lettuce under his ball cap to stay cool, so why not a face mask. No where near an N95 I would suppose, but cooler - literally and maybe figuratively.

Time for feet stomping and thinking about home Gooing to my hometown Rory Gallagher and his ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Everyone was young once.

I posted this a good while back, so this is for the newbies.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Rising to one's level of incompetence - the Peter Principle

Follow me for more DIY ideas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Landscaping done easy. I've seen using bottles and mortar to build house walls. Aim it toward the sun.

My quarantine song. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 18, 2020:

We need a computer solitaire program with a random 51cards.

Pat Robertson: God May Have Created the Earth in Six “Universal” Days | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 17, 2020:

The Mormons also got revelations that black people went to heaven, right after Jimmy Carter's administration threatened the Mormon's tax exemption.

CIRCUMJACENT adj lying around; surrounding latin.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Overall, I like Dickens. I never taught him however, and, honestly, if he wrote today an editor would reduce his wordiness. He was paid by the word when his books were first published in serial form in magazines.

One way to do it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Now that has started some fights - saw a video of a guy coughing being attack.

It only took him 70 years to pull it off.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 17, 2020:

https://youtu.be/bj78yCaumpc

Hank Williams Sr - I'll Fly Away [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I like Hank Sr and his grandson Hank III. Don't care much for Jr however.

Trump Will Hold Instagram Live Cross Burning to 'Make Up For' Canceled Campaign Rallies - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

"I just wanted to see the light of Christ. How was I to know some people would think it racist. I mean, ah, I'm definitely not racist, like, ah, I have a black guy on my cabinet. You know the doctor guy who looks a little like that guy on the Supreme Court. And besides, there are a lot of good people who came," Donald Jackass tRump responded to criticism after his burning left him slightly more orange from the flames.

Some stimulus checks are being sent to wrong accounts: 'The bank account number is not even close'...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I just wait for the check. Anyone see the guy who got 800k deposited. It was taken back in less than 24 hrs.

Sonny Boy Williamson (Live session in Sweden) [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I'll send that to my son. He plays harmonica, etc.

PHRENOLOGY.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I find those studies interesting. It reminds me of physionomy as Chaucer is filled with, especially in his prologue for the Canterbury Tales. phys·i·og·no·my /ˌfizēˈä(ɡ)nəmē/ noun a person's facial features or expression, especially when regarded as indicative of character or ethnic origin. the supposed art of judging character from facial characteristics. the general form or appearance of something.

Like, it didn't do anything at all...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

And, if the entire population just prayed.................... Nothing would happen.

Dave Brubeck - Take the A Train (Live in 1966) [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I saw him and his band in 83 at a small venue. One of my colleges profs took me.

Crazy cat

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

And the Toms were gathered in the kitchen counting out their treats to hand over.

Memes for Thursday....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Another great batch.

Trump Voters Aren't Staying In As Much As Everybody Else Republicans say they're less afraid of ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2020:

A lot of people have stated what most of us immediately think - idiots, they get what they deserve - but that often isn't the case as too many others will suffer as well. If it only would hit the idiots.

No surprise 🤣

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Supposedly Willie Nelson said the youth had to save the planet from climate change so he and Keith would have a place to live.

Jack Kerouac - On the Road (jack singing) [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2020:

I'll stick with reading his stuff and the other Beats. Now-a-days when I think about the Beats, since I no longer teach, I keep getting an image of that jackass Michael Savage, who used to hang with them. I talked to that man once. He really is a buffoon and cringed at the mention of Ginsburg.

I love nature but I think isolation might be taking its toll?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2020:

No more teaching "the birds and the bees" for now one must teach "the nuts and bolts."

Just so you know...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2020:

The cat will be happy.

Complete the following sentence.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Watching Tucker Carlson

Good morning A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Lack of communication is often a cause of divorce. Writing notes may work to alleviate that. "Honey, I'll be late, pick up the kids, I'll be I'll be at your sister's sleeping, with her husband."

Treasury Department Orders Trump’s Name Printed on Stimulus Checks In an unprecedented move, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Pretty fucked up. Billions for corps with no taxes paid and past record profits and a mere pittance for the population - and most will think it was enough.

Some memes for Tuesday

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Again, excellent.

Cookies anyone?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Some soccer mom, somewhere, pulled those out of the oven and went, "Ah fuck."

This has been a difficult day and I’m off to bed now.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Have a good night and better tomorrow.

After 30 days in the hole, this might be happenin! [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Thin Lizzy - Greatest Irish Rock Band of All Time

SURF CITY - JAN & DEAN (1963) A dearly remembered Californian duo, they were pioneers of the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I saw Jan and Dean in Disney Land in 79. Pretty sad, they were just singing back-up.

Health Officials Urge the Wearing of Masks and Social Distancing Health officials say that ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Don't stagger outside drunk at night.

Cabin fever

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Send him out for groceries

Conservative lays waste to Trump and his enablers for allowing the coronavirus to drive the US ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2020:

tRump is pushing his lemmings to shove all of us over the cliffs.

My brother died from this pandemic on march 27 at 4:59 PM in Everet Washington.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2020:

First, my condolences. All I have is, mourn however you feel the need to do so. Don't allow anyone to ever tell you things like "move on" etc. Mourning is a private issue and one that only you will continue to do at your own pace. There is no time limit. Best wishes

Happy Easter! :P (One is a fictitious character. The other is the Easter Bunny.)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2020:

GeeZeus may not have risen today, but I bet Poppin-Fresh the Pillsbury Dough boy did some rising today

These great questions and answers are from the days of "Hollywood Squares.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Worth 5 thumbs up 👍👍👍👍👍

I’m off to bed early with my book again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Just curious, what book?

He loves his donnie

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2020:

After a theory surfaced that Trump wears a diaper, every shot like that makes me wonder - does sort of look like it.

[rollingstone.com] Greatest rock memoirs of all time. If you want to do some reading.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2020:

That is a big list of ego

This Masquerade · Leon Russell [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2020:

A great performer.

Glass Wax, have you ever used it?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Not something my parents got. Don't remember it

Some Humans Ain't Human, John Prine [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2020:

That's the truth. Another great Prine work.

Remember By Harry Nilsson [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Great song