What is green and cute and smells like clean laundry?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

If you like "short snippets of history" check out The History Guy on YouTube with his "history of toilet paper."

Sebastian Manisalco [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

My bandaids get so old that the covering paper starts to deteriorate. The sticky part just gets stronger however.

Supernatural measures: Japanese curse guards toilet paper

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

I would say weird, but I have been to Japan. Lol.

Supermarkets here are getting stripped by panic buying.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Local chain, Giant, cut hours and only seniors can shop 6am to 7am starting tomorrow. I'll check that out. Should be at the best it will be stocked.

Not so tricky NOW, are you Wally? Heh.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Only the squirrels are hiding.

Two of my friends are in self-isolation (not to worry, they're fine.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

My ex-bro-in-law used to sell wood for the government. American purchasers just wanted the cheapest shit in the forests, while the European and Japanese would pay thousands for certain trees. A tall Black Oak could get more than 80k, in the 90's.

Awesome, love the old keys.😁

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

I remember getting to pick your key and some companies with "their" keys. Also, Ford and GM keys went in opposite directions before they offered any way up keys.

A worried man with a worried mind . . . Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

I was just conversing about him. I was wondering if he has recorded with his son at all. I'm not aware of it, if he has. If so, appreciative of a heads up.

Scooby dobie do...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

"Ruby Ruby Dooooo."

Silly Scott

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Foreplay is an art. A good thing to work on mastering, especially if you "spill" your paint too soon.

Has anyone else noticed that religion is portrayed as truth and real history on most TV ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

The history channel stopped being history after a couple seasons.

Corona Scare. Avoid Human Contact.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Wonder where she is going. What might TSA say

[youtu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 18, 2020:

In the States, the band Three Dog Night had a hit with their version.

Borg cancel invasion because of virus

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I read that in the new Picard that Hugh was killed off. Sad emoji.

It may well be... [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

If not the end, a near enough collapse.

The Rolling Stones - Far Away Eyes [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

The Stones do a little twang.

Harry's wife needs help

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Who is stupider, Harry or his wife? I vote Harry.

Tyranny & Russian Orthodoxy - Providence

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Even under communism, the church elders received a paycheck.

Wholly Help

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

A twist on the cabbie and the nun joke.

Old ad...OMG 🤨

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I had a doc in the 80's thst still smoked- he allowed one vice, so if you were overweight you couldn't drink or smoke, etc. He later burned his house to the ground and tried to blow up his office - bad divorce (cancelled his insurance).

Sooner or later was going to happen

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

The mice have over run the coast.

joan jett - crimson and clover [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

She did a nice cover.

Camouflage = 100

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Ah, pretty kitty.

Tp hoarders beware

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Anybody have read Catch 22, remember the cotton in the chocolate? Then the bombing of their own air field to sell it to the Germans.

Anyone dealing with depression unrelated to the current pandemic?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I guarantee some are. A number of people I know, and some here for sure. Personally, I am doing fine. I use the meditations and mindfulness practices I learned during the worst of my depressive state. I understand those that are, and with the shut downs comes not being able to see one's therapist. My shrink canceled my next appointment and just said call for meds. Luckily, I am doing very well at the moment. As well as possible in a messed up world with messed up leadership. Hope you are coping. Do your best - everyone do what they need to do.

Supportive?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Brotherly love at its finest.

[youtu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Cocker did a great version, possible one of the few covers better than the Beatles original (when taken away from its piece of an entire concept album).

Today is nat King Cole's birthday. Here is " Unforgettable" [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 17, 2020:

He sings so well and natural, LIVE.

CBS NEWS :The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints or The Mormons announced today that they ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Romney put forth the idea of actually giving every American 1000 dollars. I did the math. There are 16 million Mormons and 5 million devout churches, meaning at 10 percent, the church gets 500 million.

Don't Be A Spreader: A Message from Max Brooks, Mel Brooks' Son. [twitter.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Good to see Mel.

Merle Haggard and Willie Nelson - Okie from muskogee [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

We don't smoke marijuana 😂

[youtu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

This goes back awhile. 👍

Scary Old People!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Thank, that gave me a good laugh.

See that coming

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

For sure They are closing after noon tomorrow here in Pennsylvania.

morning, everyone over 65 .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Pennsylvania governor just announced that starting tomorrow at noon all non essential stores and all restaurants are to close at noon. Grocery stores and such can stay open.

When the kids are in charge...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

And, an Orange Turd is the Emperor.

How much respect do religious believers deserve?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

People, in general, deserve common respect and decent treatment. Their beliefs and opinions deserve nothing if not backed up by evidence and facts and scientific research/ study.

An article discussing how all the coverage on coronavirus can be more stressful for people with ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Without a doubt, and Amerika's response isn't helping. The desire by the administration to "keep the numbers lower" is a flailing failure. We should be testing everyone like South Korea and then the sick stay home and the health go do errands and work for self and errands for the sick. And then get retested. Thus, South Korea has a less than 1% death rate.

Memes for Monday

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Fun. Good ones again.

Foolhardy sacrifice...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

I have other thoughts on how I would leave toilet paper "there."

Memeish. Go here and click on screen. 😂 [trumpdonald.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 16, 2020:

👍 Similar to the punch Donald

The missionary said Jesus is always the solution!...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

He isn't distributing it correctly. He should be randomly throwing it, while smiling and saying, "I'm great, and smart, and let's build a wall for fish."

The primary source of the outbreak was just identified. Enlarge to see better.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

That is perfect.

apolitical, non=virus related amusement ..[digg.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Cat playing mini theremin. Cute.

Strong - London Grammar [youtu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Glad you had an enjoyable time.

Lol that happens

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Just wait for the conversation.

sign of the times

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Good doggy.

This will kill Corona [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

My question: how do you know a cow is a virgin in India where they simply roam the streets? That is pretty gross. Try this.................... https://youtu.be/R25Eflr0oJ8

There is nothing like a slow Sunday morning. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Haven't heard them in a long time.

Caravan Song - Barbara Dickson.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

Enjoy your time with your son.

Over You · Gary Puckett and the Union Gap [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

I need to read up on these guys. I remember them well. They were always on the cusp of monster stardom, whatever that means for the times. Everyone knew them, but few were groupies.

Be My Baby, The Ronettes [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2020:

A good oldie. There are many. The band was from a time when girl groups seemed to be expendable, if that makes sense.

EVERY WAKING WAVE - U2 The Irish rock band from Dublin that needs no presentation.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

I like U2. That said, they are no Thin Lizzy or Van Morrison.

This never worked, but this time it will if you just...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Yes, except the Greek orthodox say holy water is safe -

I tried these, anyone else?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

I had a pair. A bit like always walking uphill.

Kathy's Song, Simon and Garfunkel [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

That was a great album, although I preferred Wednesday Morning more.

Old ad... remember this?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

I don't remember toilet paper in color. Not a big seller I suppose.

Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

I just watched today. He is so on point.

Jesus knows Corona

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Here is an alternative anagram: DO BEFOUL JOSS. Any Joss's want to volunteer?

Might even be longer than the terms and conditions

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

great for Pi day. does he put in the capital letter and special key prior or after?

A silver lining....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Well now, like I can afford that. It is a funny joke, filled with some irony as their old one child policy resulted in an overabundance of boys and now a young, of age woman gets her choice and the men's families are paying for them in reverse dowries.

Here's a challenge, try posting something that is NOT about Trump or Coronavirus.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Final Jeopardy: (Never going to happen) This man, famous for his atheism and his work in sociology, created the word "meme" in one of his books.

Notice that the 1% in politics and business has been hit with Covid19?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

No, because they can afford good health insurance. They. Don't really care about the peons. For them, it is all about accumulating mass wealth to ride put the future collapses.

Let's start a great weekend, Dreamer - Deceiver by Judas Priest.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 14, 2020:

We all need a good weekend

💩💩 Make sure you have an empty pocket!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2020:

I have seen and photographed that before. That exists.

Growing up, I always loved the old comics and the Marx Brothers were among my absolute favorites.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2020:

One of my favorites was Everybody knows there ain't no Sanity Clause.

Dave Mason "All Along The Watchtower" [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Mason is an oft under appreciated guitarist.

Old ad...🤔 don't think this would be a great ad now.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2020:

My daughter has to retire. With benefits would be nice. Especially now.

The Rutles - With A Girl Like You [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Another band slowly dying off. They were always fun.

Hannity Claims Deep State May Be Using Coronavirus to Hurt Economy Fox News host and unofficial...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Hannity is a right wing shill for the rich and powerful

It's my understanding that the custom of shaking hands began as a way for two people to approach ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

"Do da bump. Do the bump. Do the bump, bump, bump."

[youtu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Many things are shutting down. Entertainment and sports and conventions, etc. Anyway, have a very happy and content day of birth. Stay safe. I'll be driving 649 miles tomorrow so, I'll check in late.

I am honestly tired of Virus jokes. Here you go...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

The toilet hose looks like it could fully work.

New Jersey Catholic church lambasted for denying autistic boy, 8, First Communion 'because his ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Condemned to purgatory.

It really works! Try it.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

True.

Tree formed by nature in the shape of a spectrum, nicknamed a ghost tree.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

A place for an animal to live.

Wouldnt do that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Worked for Grandpa.

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Soviet sailors used to use Pravda, their newspaper.

Memes! Fresh off the interwebs....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

I know lots of crayon brains, and see their tRump stickers.

New survey finds only one in four Americans are practicing Christians who prioritize faith and ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Too many are practising and not acting like their dogma commands. Speaking of the new testament and not the old, which they love to bring up as excuses for acting as sinister assholes.

The thrill is gone by B B KING The thrill is BACK! [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

That is a fun version with 3 great players. Have it on my saved videos list.

Okay, I was talking with a friend yesterday.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

I stick with science. Currently there is no evidence of aliens. There is a higher percentage probability of some sort of life in the universe besides the Earth. So, yes, it is possible, however unlikely. I would certainly find the existence of a superior being more likely than a god, especially the bullshit Abrahanic one. That said, until proof comes along, I just keep pounding along.

Trump travel to Nevada, Colorado called off due to coronavirus

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

It would have been interesting to see the fallout over a mass infection from a tRump rally.

I am past president (6 terms) of a social club for over-60's.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

I would tend to agree with you. You can certainly simply not go; in that case, I would make sure my friends, all, knew why.

I am not looking for him

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Reward? Dead or alive?

[youtu.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Does it matter - pro or con? Fun song. BTW - her nose ring in the video was a clip on - she later got one.

How many remember this TV show from back in the dark ages...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 12, 2020:

SKI PARTY - FILM. Not Dobie, look left to Frankie Avalon.

Coronavirus Could Decimate Touring Musicians’ Livelihoods... [rollingstone.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

I figured that. Italy has stopped all public gatherings. Europe will be playing soccer games with no fans. NBA just cancelled. NCAA will play tournaments with only family and essential people. Then, people don't think about the economic impact on the little guys who work for low wages at venues.

christian-megachurch-cancels-faith-healing-service-in-response-to-coronavirus-outbreak ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Can you say, "hypocrites."

Televangelist Jim Baker wants to help you. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

QAnon is selling bleach to drink. One of those guys (him??) Just got charged with fraud selling shit like that in - of all places - Missouri.

Using the Fear - With a global pandemic sweeping across the globe, now is the time to look hard at ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

None of the above. Dead is dead. I've told my loved ones I loved them. Once gone, they will deal - "everyone" has to deal with loss. Loss is natural.

Owners Beware.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

But, what would he do for a fresh steak?

Typical for him

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Moscow Mitch has infected the country.

Another four years of pretty much the same.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Nobody wants us.

Winston Churchill was a racist that praised fascism when it reared its ugly head and told Stalin to ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 11, 2020:

He renigged on his deal with FDR to allow more autonomy and freedom for colonies after the war, with Truman in charge.

Orthodox Israeli Rabbi Claims Coronavirus is God’s Revenge for Gay Pride Parades | Beth ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The gays are guilty of everything if these aholes had their way. All bad is gay - all gay is bad, saith the turd.

Greek Orthodox Church: Coronavirus Not Transmitted Via Holy Communion | Michael Stone

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The Russian Orthodox will have to one up them - invite the kids in for a bath

I don't know about you...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2020:

I get that feeling.

Something to that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The future has come upon us.

Trumps CDC chief said corona virus is because people stopped believing in God

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 10, 2020:

We can now rejoice in the knowledge of science - we are saved. Fucking bullshit dripping from the lips of idiocy.