I can't say this applies to me, but I found this to be funny.?

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Scary co-workers .

Back from Colorado after celebrating my birthday for the weekend.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Belated Happy Birthday ! Glad you had such a great time .

At the Arenal volcano yesterday these 4 guys almost threw me in, then they found out I’m not a ...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Doesn't pay to be a virgin .

This image from Hubble Telescope is absolutely mind blowing. [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Time and distances , and the number of galaxies , are beyond imagination .

A different way get honey. What do you think? [facebook.com]

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

I'm sure this a great improvement , for the bees as well as for the bee keepers . Now if they could only figure out what's killing the bees , and how to stop it .

Remember the meaning of politics.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Very explainitroy

Goodnight kitty

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

So trusting .

A couple were shopping.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

So now he's disappointed her twice . But he still has enough to drink .

Please welcome @TimothySkaggs to the group. Tell us a little bit about yourself and your life.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Welcome !

And since I can't stop...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Remember , you have to live with the consequences .

Was looking for people to take my pictures but nobody said yes so I used my tripod and did it ...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Looks like you've got some blue i your hair .

Chaoyang Park Beijing

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

So beautiful !

Hello fellow single friends, today I am offering an open invitation to a festival.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

They've got the beat .

Voting starts across european to elect the new parliament.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Are they all con artists ?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Do not enable this cat.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Sorry he;s sick , but he really doesn't look fat ,

Wow!!! the prices back in 1962.🤔

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Don't recall it ever being that cheap . That must have been th one in California .

My Princess Diana clematis is blooming.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Oh , how lovely !

Little Johnny did not go to school one day.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

A literal young fellow .

What Huygens Saw On Titan [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Doesn't look to be inhabitable , for us .

Peter Kay - northern english comic so you will have go with the accent - misheard song lyrics 'I ...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

At least some of that is intentional misunderstanding . But he's got a lot of points .

Food Security and a surprise for me.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Looks like you enjoy what you do .

Sometimes "till death do us part" is not accurate. I would be the one on the right.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Perhaps if he'd tried spooning ?

Hey all, as I go thru a stressful period, I am once again reminded of how much stress will worsen ...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Pet your fur babies.

jif·fle intransitive verb \ˈjifəl\ dialectal, England : to move restlessly : fidget Origin ...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Should have named my male cat Jiffle .

NECROMANCER .

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Not a very accurate list of like words . Not all those listed , deal with the dead .

Just been looking at google maps and realised that from top to bottom of the UK is slightly less ...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Most European countries , are equal to one or two States in the US .

I know I've seen this before but this made me laugh this morning so I had to share.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

I think he forgot about , "God helps those , who help themselves ." In this case , that means work that body .

Took these today(late afternoon) a park near my place.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

At first I thought that was a swimming pool , but then I realized how green the water is .

Scientists Modify Viruses With CRISPR To Create New Weapon Against Superbugs [npr.org]

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

And here I thought stem ells was the new super hero cure everything .

I hate it when I'm trying read and someone insists on trying talk me.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

True . If I'm reading in a resturant or on a bus , I seldom am interrupted by conversation .

Men barefoot and naked in the kitchen - hot or not?

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

That's harsh . It's important in a solid relationship , that each partner contributes equally . If one has to submit then it's no longer an equal relationship .

A giraffe walks into a bar, and feeling generous, announces proudly, "The highballs are on me, ...

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Hope the bar tender checks to see that he brought his wallet .

Had a treatment review at hospital yesterday.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

After 14 laser treatments to each eye , they began two needles to each eye during each visit . I thought that was going to go on forever , but they stopped doing that about a year ago .

The joke below reminds me of the farting dog story by James Heriot.

Cast1es comments on May 22, 2019:

Sometimes , Doctors just make things worse .

I find reading to be a peaceful pastime and a welcome respite from being sociable.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

An escape .

I went the SSA and applied for retirement.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Snort !

Our Hot hunk of the Week 5/19/19 goes to @Kentsupman999.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

He's been placed on the suspicious list , and he said his account has already been deleted once .

In Russia, face slapping contests! (73 seconds) [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

I do not understand men . This is as stupid as boxing .

Landscapes — 1: Staverton, Devon, England.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Someone most certainly gets around .

Tired lil Sweetie!!!

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

A Halloween treat . Be sure to keep this little one indoors through all of October .

My 17 year white fluff ball part maine coon, he is big but his kidneys are failing he has about 10% ...

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

So sorry hon . If it helps any , I'm in stage four kidney failure . Aside from frequent trips to the restroom , it isn't painful . I'm not of dialses , yet .

Lemons ...

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

He could soccer them around the house ?

Ok I reported this guy before [agnostic.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

He's messaged me too . Says he was born and raised in Finland , moved her and married . Don't recall if he said anything about his former wife , other than he had one . Did say his previous account here was deleted , but he didn't know why.

Past, future and present🤗

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Not so sure it works out this way .

Mine was $1.64 back in 1974.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

$30 a week , plus tips .

Keep calm - it's true 🤣🤣🤣

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Welcome to the club .

Funny how that works out.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Awww!

SMELLFUNGUS (noun) An excessively faultfinding person.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

I saw this posting earlier today . Why is it turning up new again ?

It's been flooding something fierce here for several weeks.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Hurricanes Ike and Harvey , were a lot worse here . Took out a lot of homes and public buildings . Huge 30+ year old live oak in my front yard , did a nose dive like the one in your photo , roots waving in the air .

As some of you may know there is a new organization called Fight The New Drug.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Kind of reminds me of those groups , who were there to help pregnant women . Talk to them about how awful abortions were .

I want to promote gardening.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

I always worry about the extra weight on a roof , especially after a good rain . If you're gardening on a roof , how are the poor to access much less know about it , unless they live in the building It's a long way up to carry soil , fertilizer , water , etc.

@hankster, any reason my cedar is cracking?

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Perhaps applying too much pressure while grinding it down ?

I recently had an interesting on-line experience.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

There are some who simply prefer being with an older woman . My step father and mother were married for over 50 years , and lived together for about ten years before that . He was three years older than me . My brother remains with his third wife , who is ten years older than he is , and has lasted much longer than either of his previous wives. The love of my life was 14 years my junior , he had been involved with an older woman before we ever met , and eventually married an older woman , whom he's been with for over 35 years now .

Or any person with any hobby, really.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Once futurestic , now old technology

Brother Jones, an old church member and deacon was very ill and in the hospital.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

That's going to weigh his concious for a long time .

Good morning from Costa Rica, it's about 7:30 am here.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

You're having a wonderful trip . Go for it girl ! ! !

The other ladies in my office were talking about strange and, as they put it, stupid names the other...

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

There were two younger girls who rode our school bus , one was Sugar , and the other was Honey . I have a friend named Cinnamon , whose mother was Nutmeg . Cinnamon named her yonugest daughter Luna , and her son , Spider . I've forgotten her oldest daughter's name . My own name wasn't good . You've heard the song , "A Boy Named Sue ?" Well . my Dad decided to have a son , to carry on the family name . His younger brother was killed during WWII , so Dad decided to name his son George , for his dead brother . A year and a half after my birth , Dad got the son he wanted . Henamed him Edward .

Cats can be smart (asses).

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Your cats are smarter than you are !

Tried magical thinking on the weekend. Lol Now it’s back to work.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

I vote ," best joke ," for this one . Obviously money has already followed - to pay for the pizza and wine .

So...um, it’s almost June but no one told Colorado.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

I've been in Texas 13 years , and have never had to shovel snow here !

I don't care wha the neighbors say...

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Ah , warm sunshine .

Yesterday, when I was on a cruise to islands near Sardegna, Italy, we landed on Santa Maria Island.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Just what is it about men and their dicks , already ?

I was up early, but only just got to the computer! Happy rise and shine anyway!

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

That goose is off to a rousing good start .

Ty Barnett [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

It's when the brain says , we can do this , we've done it before , And the body says , yeah , ya think so , do ya .

There Are Over 30 Abandoned Nuclear Reactors In Earth Orbit [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Not a good plan !

Lol...have you ever?

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

They say sex sells , and yes eating fried potato chips , will not only increase the size of your tits , but your belly , legs , arms , and butt as well .

Hello all.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Like you , the eyes aren't what they used to be .

A chap arrived home and looked around for his wife, I'm up here she called, he went into the bedroom...

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Should never insult your wife .

Two scrap metal merchants at the gates of heaven, St.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

That's funny !

I don’t find xtians sexy at all!

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

I wondered at this . Is this a before she found out photo , or an after she found out photo ?

"Maybe You Really Can Use Black Holes to Travel the Universe.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Since stuff goes in , and nothing comes out , I wonder if we could send our trash pollution there. There would be absolutely no concern about how long it takes to arrive , but it would permanently disappear .

Not usually my kind of humor.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Cracked me up .

Manila File Folder Journal.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

A bit like scrap booking ?

I recently read a book about Stockholm syndrome.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Although I haven't read a specific book on it , I am aware that the term came from a lot of people being held hostage in a building ( theater ? ) in Stockholm , who , over time , developed sympathy towards their ,"guards ." And , of course , there's the Patty Hurst , case . I think , in the beginning , being submissive and even helpful , is simply a means of survival , but in some cases , I believe , the hostages do indeed , come to have concern for the hostage takers .

Richard lll humor.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

They forgot the arrow . They knew it was him , because he was shot through his eye .

There's someone for everyone out there looking for love.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Saw these in two places last week . They smell decaying meat , and gather at the buffet . Road kill . They clean p thing we would not not want to .

Your pain management doctors, would you reccommend their services and why?

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

No .

Good morning from Costa Rica.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Having a dental problem while on vacation is no fun .

Global sea levels may rise much faster than predicted, study finds [cnn.com]

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Think I should buy more soil , to put around the house . The highest water levels won't occur until long after my death , but on the other hand , I do need to deal with ever increasing flood levels , when major hurricanes arrive .

Please say hello and welcome @ClaireMilner who has just joined the group.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Guess she hasn't see this , yet .

Do you know who this is? Did you have her?

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Mrs Beasley , was a talking doll . Pull her string and she would spout a phrase . The TV show was about a very rich man adopting three children and moving them into an exclusive high rise apartment building , with a butler mostly taking care of the children , which included a younger blond girl , a red headed boy , and a somewhat older teenage girl .

Sad news that Niki Lauda has died.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

He inspired you .

Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life. - Every Sperm Is Sacred. [youtu.be]

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

We lived in a very similar neighborhood , when I was small . Those were two bedroom , no bathroom houses .

What they want vs what they're going to get.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

I sincerely hope so .

This trip has been remarkable as far as weather goes.

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Not safe to drive on .

I drove through the Valley of Fire in Nevada this evening near sunset and these are a few of the ...

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

Presumably , the red color is due to iron content ?

A question for history lovers: Rasputin a Sant or a heretic/devil? Lol (Good or bad)? Go

Cast1es comments on May 21, 2019:

He's just another man who found a way to gain a living through manipulating money out of rich people .

Believe in yourself!

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

The flying is in the ears .

I just wasn’t born for pole dancing.

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Some manage better than others .

[diversityinc.

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Saw this on facebook .

Ooops, I left 7 Ollas in containers three years ago.

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Why did you switch houses ?

Free ride for the kitty

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Wonder how they negocieated that ?

Back in the day! 😂 Sorry, I laughed pretty hard at this one, thought I’d share.

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

With that attitude , it's a wonder he got any at all .

Such a cooperative subject

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Beautiful sky blue eyes !

Wait, why did I post this again?

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Was on my way to the grocery store , and had almost reached it , when I realized I didn't have my credit card with me .

The fruit from my hardwork(hahahhaa😂😊) Its just a seed some months ago and now there's cherry ...

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

The fruit of your labors .

Good Sex Isn't About Knowing What You Are Doing [youtube.com]

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Again , a sex discussion , that doesn't discuss sex . I hope she gets there some time soon .

[dailykos.

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Equal pay for doing the same job , instead of basing pay on whether you have a dick or a vagina . Sounds fair .

Sunset over the John Day River, April 2019 & looking at Mt.

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

Who was John Day , that they named the river after him ?

My daughter's science teacher believes in God, magic etc.

Cast1es comments on May 20, 2019:

I don't know how old this little girl is , but but it would be both difficult and dangerous for her , to stand her against an adult male , with no in class support for her , for the rest of the year . Secondly , because he does not want her messing with an imaginary religious beliefs , does not mean he believes in them . Kids can get themselves in trouble , like the two girls who murdered a third , in order to please their concept of the thin man . He wasn't real , but they didn't believe that . I don't even know if the murder was real . Can never tell for sure .