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I've found a new mostly secular and and far less dogmatic social site that lets me express my "wild side"! MeWe! Find me (also as DangerDave) there! www.mewe.

Meet the Artistic me in "Tales from the Last Inn"
Meet me in Recovery at "Recovery: Achieving The Life You Want Or The Life You Lost"
Meet me the "Model & Performer Polyamorist" at "Older Men and Younger Women"

I'm something of an artistic "Renaissance man" - Multi-instrumentalist, Songwriter, Composer, Writer, Choreographer, Producer, Director, Graphic Artist - always in search of female models and performers to add to my ever increasing mythology I call "Tales from the Last Inn".

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Loving family
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
...erm...my lovely daughter. (Another reason I never married)
WWJD....if he were real.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I've considered doing this to some crooked priests and politicians...just not ready to become a martyr just yet
jebus fly slap
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Dad must have been pissed again
They ARE REAL!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
But wait, there's more! https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/races/7922-alicorn
I don't know about that...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
mmmmk...lemme find my devil outfit
That's some large candy!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I'd be happy too!
Yep. That's where I've been.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I may soon need one of those
Catnip dispensary
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Feline version of indica...I might try it
And Noah shouts "God has a plan for you"
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Like dying a painful death...bright side, no eternal damnation...yet!
Painter joke.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Made me look! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Klimt
She got him good!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
It might be the last you need!
So look out.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I've seen a few cats get this
Flashback
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
...and its twisted how we twisted them!
Look familiar?
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
They always go for the marine!
That's nice of them.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Yeah, we were great like that
Sarcasm is the spice of life
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Where are they being held this year?!?
Kung fool...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Some grasshoppers never learn
CROCS.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Dude, are you in trouble!
We were told no crocs,haha croc meme.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
ERIC!!! He did it again!!!
They got the look.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Glad I missed when these were popular
That fresh junk smell.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Bathe guys, bathe!
Some like it hot
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
hmmmm....new SM idea!
What a let down.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
How many razors did that take?
Who wants reality
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
No matter how real VR can be some players just suck
Gramps got to third base and then some.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Wonder how grandma likes that
Eye see what you did there.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Not to mention her hearing problems.
Hip hip oh bae
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
The best time for eating at the Y!!!
Blue light special
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
This will greatly curtail her performances in gang bang scenes
Goodnight pussy cats. Another use for a dead cat: pencil sharpener.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
hmmm...maybe a dead hooker
Eye popping results.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Sounds like meth was involved too
Been doing laundry today. Guess what's on the wall?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I'll have to ask it
An unlikely tale.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I see your plans of going to bed were somehow...dememeished
You won't hear this in Sunday school.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
He did appear on a few lambs' butts tho
Today's beach wear.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Zzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiip!
Naughty rabbit. Naughty, naughty, naughty.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Another reason the ark story is BS
Secret Simpson.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Seems plausible
It is my question also.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
You wouldn't like him
Does Minnie know?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dunno if this needs a caption...and don't care!
Singing pussies.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Lady bait
Wake up people!
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Again, you state the obvious
Some of you will over identify.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
True...though I prefer then on my shlong
During fits of sanity, I catch myself saying . . . .
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Like I'm worried about societal 'norms'?
Speed limits for those who ask.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Gratefully they are well lubed by then.
Can you believe? Not me.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
A narrow view of monotheism but accurate in context
A tip o'd hat for Lop-eared-mule for the meme. Some times I sits and thinks. Other times I just ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Neither lop eared or a mule...but, ok
The early worm gets the bird?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
The mouse did find the cheese...sadly for him, not the trap
On a good day.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Bassackwards at its best!
About your sister . . .
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dadsplaining gone terribly wrong!
I need this home.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
But is she?
The perky ones are always awesome.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
And these are particularly awesome!
Leaping lizards!
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Be honest...you stole this from Tsouklas
That's the way it works.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
About sums it up
Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
...and I'm hungry again so FEED ME!!!
I'm so worried now.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
"Classic Rock", yeah I feel ya!
It's not my cat Percy. He never leaves the house.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Cats sing the cutest...and lamest...songs
Diet is die with a T.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Now THAT'S a four letter word!!!
It happens every morning.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Right, blame the coffee!
Who would commit such an abomination?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
ERIC!!! He's doin' it agin!!!
Cat in the hood.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dat muh cat, homies!
I upgraded to espresso.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I upgraded to a Columbian IV
Free candy.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Well, the candy was pretty good
Now you know....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Like any duck cares about your ass
3. Croc Shoes are an Abomination!
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Too many rules!!!
@phxbillcee I saw this and thought of you.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Let's see how long this one lasts...
Yeah....people.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Never had that problem...now let me tell you about the time I...
The logic is irrefutable....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
False analogies are sometimes true
Do not send drama to my inbox....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Dangerous when wet...dry, warm, cold,...
I regret nothing.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Kinda like my army brat shit, only hoodier
Thoughtful.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
F'n cock suckin' SOB @$$holes
If you don't get this....you haven't been single very long.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Only my nose knows for sure
Divoticulitis you say?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I'm beginning to wonder if my doctors are doctors
It was an itsy bitsy, teeenie weenie....
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Only the shadow...and now everyone...knows
I'll use Johnny Depp here...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I agree...and I feel strangely and fleetingly empowered...oh, it's gone
I know, right?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
"Who I did" is the more pertinent question
Still makes me laugh.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Well all get a laugh out of this one!
Hurt me...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
No safe word? Yo momma is better
Valentine's Day receipt. Somebody had fun.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
No pink love cuffs?
Border security blanket
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
"I find this post offensive!" ~ Linus
They say revenge is a dish served cold.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
We all scream!
No one can know what happened here kapish?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Isn't this from that flick 'I know what you did in the neighbor's backyard'?
More bathroom humor
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
*whiff, whiff*
The best fast food lunch
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Replace the wine with THC tea please!
I love wild life
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Makes too much sense
Carlton Draught - Beer Chase [youtube.]
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I remember the daze
Without fail...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
One of my old ones...
Yeah, isn't that called "self-respect"? I feel like we've lost that in this .
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Suddenly I feel all gloriful
More often than not...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Perfect placement!
Snow in Las Vegas! ? I took this picture last night. It's still coming down too.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Thanks for this...I've been afraid to look outside!
Sometimes, you just gotta make some noise...
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Cries sometimes too https://youtu.be/ATDEtzAcTg0
Day took a turn
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Keeper!!!
Your friend casper the friendly ghost
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Death ambitions?
I resemble this remark
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
If this includes black leather count me in!
Corny, but cute...
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
So the last hubby really made sense!
OK, for you amateurs out there, a beginners guide...
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Not too many of us need that
I've eaten catfish & eel. Grouper & kippers. I ain't touchin' this!
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
maybe with a lit...LOT of lemon pepper?
I so hope she's not wearing panties!
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
...so there I was...
Well, ladies, a special Intermission for you!
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Another one that can't be unseen
Ask me no questions, just go!
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
The quest for the cookie jar
Grammar, Bitches!
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
Thanks four funking reminding me
Lol, same
DangerDave comments on Feb 20, 2019:
I'd NEVER ask that!

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