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Hey. Recovering addict here, will be a year on May 8th. One day at a time.
DangerDave comments on Apr 7, 2018:
Good to meet you Jen! I'm proud of you! Dave, 17 years sober, much longer clean (coke and meth) though I'm a medicinal. recreational AND legal marijuana user. Feel free to post whatever whenever you'd like. Several of us have stories here as well
I'm a Goofy Goober....rock!
DangerDave comments on Apr 6, 2018:
We all have our priorities!
As seen on TV
DangerDave comments on Apr 6, 2018:
Not getting the teeth any cleaner but the gums must feel awesome!
Huh??? Lol
DangerDave comments on Apr 5, 2018:
I'll be bringing my ropes!
Sometimes inspiration hits, and art happens on the kitchen floor. My latest oil on canvas.
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Amazing...I can imagine several interpretations but what's yours?
Westboro Baptist
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Touche'!
Nope. Not a bit.
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Been here, doing this!
Ok my kinky friends. What are your favorite thing to do in the bedroom. Me, well I love anything ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Definitely bondage...I have a particular fondness for spreader bars. Complete control!
I might be too sensitive. I have a coworker and we get along well enough but sometimes she says ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
A workplace bully, huh? First, their behavior is not your problem. I'd avoid them myself but report anything which causes a problem for the company, such as leaving you waiting outside. More good stuff... http://time.com/money/4016122/angry-coworker-bully-tips/
Put 'em on Maury...
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Awesome alternate history!
Still couldn’t find what I’m looking for!
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Can you smell it though?
Ain't nobody got time for your misogyny.
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Wow...who pissed you off this time? O.o
What's a phrase you vehemently despise?
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
"Gets my goat." (ie, makes me angry) I still accidentally use it...it was a favorite of my grandfather...then the confusion begins.
Back to work
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Remind me again why I'm liking unemployment too much...go ahead!
When you've been laughing at everything for so long you've lost your grasp on what is and isn't ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Funny...it'd be funnier if it weren't true!
The truth....is out there....
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Best analogy I've heard!
Well... this is a new low. [abcn.ws]
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Oh, those silly xians! What did he expect? He HAS to go to church!
It's like right wing pundits are breeding like rabbits... Blonde rabbits that wear too much makeup.
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
I bet they clone them
More dog humor....
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Oh, to be that flexible
Even in black and white you can see the David Bowie had two different colored eyes..... How is that ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Heterochromia...my 1st fiance had it. Merely one of her charms.
Marriage really is government endorsed slavery.....
DangerDave comments on Apr 3, 2018:
Here, here!
Aaaand my conviction that I'll be single forever is further cemented by notallmen bs. I can't even...
DangerDave comments on Apr 2, 2018:
I'm no tall man so we're good. Pick me up about 10.
What was the last thing you Googled?
DangerDave comments on Apr 2, 2018:
Lazy memes...at least I'm honest! https://agnostic.com/group/Meme/post/48884/just-got-the-1st-5
Tonight, I felt really scared and out of control. I was at work and had no one to turn to so I ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 2, 2018:
Glad you got through that ok. Good advice!
I have a friend who I love dearly, She has an issue I don't know how to address though. She feels ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 2, 2018:
"Thanks for the advice. I'll take it in under consideration. Now...what color are your socks?"
Have you ever: kissed a dog?
DangerDave comments on Apr 2, 2018:
I've never had any inclination though I've hugged a few. I've been "frenched" by more I think. *yuck*
What's the best pickup line you've heard?
DangerDave comments on Apr 2, 2018:
Your calves must ache, because you've been dancing through my mind since I first saw you.
No RPG in Costco
DangerDave comments on Apr 2, 2018:
Oh...it's all good...just not in the freezer...who'd want to play there anyway?
These were posted as a response, but I figured @Blindbird would want to see them again...(she's just...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Oh...thought this was a Vegas news feed a min.
Stuff you can get for 95% off tomorrow...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Oops on the delete!
What character traits indicate someone is a "good" person?
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
These are the most common of which I agree entirely: https://isp.netscape.com/news/fte/bestqualities/bestqualities
The last event of the American Atheist convention was packing 30,000 meals for the poor... a ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Wow! I hope you get some press coverage, as unlikely as that may be! Hope you heathens had a great time!
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone here. This community helps me through the holidays, ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
You're welcome! We've had a blast in the Memes group!
Praise be unto he who sacrificed himself to save us
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Obi!
Just sayin'...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
I wonder how many women have their reopening date in all caps on their calendars?
Why is nudity considered "a bad thing"? Is it some residual thing from the Garden of Eden meme? I'm ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
I'm sure it predates judaism as does various similar "garden" myths. It all comes down to possession and control of females. Not all ancient cultures were patriarchal but this is an archetypical feature of those which were...and are.
The explanation at last.
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Awww...heh daid fer muh CANDEH!!!
Meanwhile in the classifieds. Straight to the point
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Just add "with a fortune and on my deathbed" and you'll have better results. You'll at least be honest on one or the other.
The album you were waiting for is out now, with great full of joy songs like Joy to the World ...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
It could happen...sadly
Happy Easter!!! ?
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Happy Ishtar too...moreso!
???
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Kewl! If you've yet to you should visit our meme group...its been on all weekend! https://agnostic.com/group/Meme
Excellent five good reasons.
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Parenting fails on so many levels with the forgotten condom just the beginning. smh
Three reactions to Jesus not returning.
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Oh jebus...about what...this time? Go ask Spanky...he's always honest.
Feeling smug in my t-shirt and festive snapchat filter today.
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Gorgeous! If we have a zombie apocalypse want to be in your tribe.
Is There an Objective Reality?
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
I'd have said "yes" until reading some of the responses. Ironically, @TheMiddleWay and I have been at odds about objective reality on several points so I'm both thankful (and surprised) at his response. Seeing there are so many greatly varying *opinions* of what exactly objective reality is on this site alone I'll readily adopt the **no** stance (not **NO!!!** however...I'm not that sure OR dogmatic), though I won't pretend to know the SCIENCE!!! of it. Not that I care anyway. This is enough "worshipping" at the temple of SCIENCE!!! for me today, tyvm.
Are you more left-brained or right-brained?
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
I'm right brained, left handed too. And since there is scientific evidence a bumblebee can't fly pardon my skepticism of institutionalized "science", or SCIENCE!!! as I prefer to call it. Some people just have to worship something though.
The things you do for love...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
I don't.
I missed all the cool stuff by being born in 1970...McBump.
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Heh. Like I need a spoon.
Must everything be ruined...
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
And I thought regular crocs were useless.
That's what you get for assuming!
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
Or basic reasoning skills. Wrong again.
4 years sober....
DangerDave comments on Apr 1, 2018:
That's what it's all about.
Does hardship make a person stronger? If so, under what conditions and at what point is it too much ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Hardships to some degree make you stronger...at some point I have to agree with the Joker though... https://youtu.be/utEEe97Ir4o
I am assuming this is a joke! It was in my feed this afternoon! That is some amazing faith!???
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Now when the kid comes out looking like Jesus, the neighbor's gardner, that'll be just another miracle.
Jebus' last words to the Missuz
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Cover shot...readable version. Google *Mrs Jesus* for tons more...I'd never heard of "MJ" before (well, 'cept in Spiderman) but a tip o' the hat to Dan...these are awesome!
And the Easter fun continues.
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
It just occurred to me how many kids must have said that prayer...maybe several years in a row. hmmm...
Hoping this isn't a repost!! Easter Cookies.
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Who cares? It's timely...and funny... ...and no one expects you to go back through 5000 pics... ...at least I don't!
Grandpa's favorite couch
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Does it come in pink?
Should women still act like women and men like men?
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
To each their own. I think it's more important for a person to be themselves then to conform to any societal standards.
...or memes.
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
Hint: if your drug dealer wants to talk to you about stuff other than drugs get ready for some sweet deals!
Meanwhile... in Japan
DangerDave comments on Mar 31, 2018:
They love our culture...so what if they don't always get it right.
10 Nightmarish Scenarios You Can Count On Happening If Republicans Win In November | Forward ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Wow...she nailed those. If we're not "there already" we're on the road to all 10
Do you celebrate "Easter"? If so how, if not do you recognize this day in any other way? Me: I ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
I celebrate Ishtar with the pagans, especially the fertility rites. Does that count? The seasonal candy's good too. Not nearly as much as the rites but still.
Praise Jesus
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Looks like more handling and less insertion would have worked better for this bunch.
Death from an Agnostic/Atheist perspective
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
The very stance of "agnostic" is we don't know. I go a step further as an apathetic atheist (apatheist) in that since there is no proof for or against any of the many possibilities I see no need to concern myself with them. Mourn naturally. I suggest you celebrate the life of your mother in some way. Fondly remember your times together. Perhaps do something you both enjoyed. I go a step further in that I have adopted some of the concepts of Celtic ancestor worship. I have a mental "conversation" with some, especially in times of need. It doesn't matter in what ways they are "there". One way they are "there" is in the effects they have had on our lives and, for parents, as the bringers of life itself.
Meanwhile in Northampton
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Good advice.
If you've never seen one of these diagrams...you've never been in sales....this one makes about as ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Yesness!
Are most modern spiritual movements a net positive?
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Without a detailed explanation I see no "crutch" in using the spiritual and philosophical elements of buddhism, for instance, which I do on a daily basis. On the contrary, I see it useful in many ways a dogmatic mind could never understand. I do have the benefit of in depth studies of several religions not only to understand what it is, but why and how it came to be. Never having been religious I've never felt a need for a "cure" for religion, either. For some it may be...so long as it's not merely trading one dogma for another. Still, if the new dogma is less harmful to the planet and its people, that works as well.
Sometimes it's not worth the savings
DangerDave comments on Mar 30, 2018:
Oh, would I have fun with that...as publicly as possible!
Is it as good as it is in my dreams?
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
There was a time...
Always do a leg check before you get out of the car...
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
She'll be looking for that for hours...frantically.
Just "appropriated" this from @Bostonian in the "Trump Pinata" group...
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Sane American WIN!!!
Me... After coming home from the bar last night.
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Ahhh, memories of my drinking daze...
Donald Trump has very tiny hands...
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
Little orange hands...who could it be?
I will stand up for my belief... That fart jokes are funny!
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
***shitpost*** *noun. shitpost (plural shitposts) (Internet, slang, vulgar, pejorative) A worthless post on a message board, newsgroup, or other online discussion platform.* - Wiktionary My new word for the day.
Women are from Venus... Men Are from Mars... Donald Trump is from.....?
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
I'm pretty sure Spanky couldn't have come from a race who mastered intergalactic flight. Maybe he was a pet.
We all know them
DangerDave comments on Mar 29, 2018:
We need to pass some out on this site!
Who cares?
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
...was...was a leaf on the wind.
I'm thinking of changing our Avatar...but I'd like your input.
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Go for it! It's not like you can't change it whenever you want anyway!
When butthurt normies pop in crying
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Yeah, we have our share of those...I think we've been infiltrated by fundies sometimes!
I have some unusual fetishes. Like sinking in quicksand or pretending to be executed. What are some ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
I'm up for anything but there are several involving my act's fantasy costumes. We've destroyed quite a few of them that way!
Jebus, catching a few rays before the big day..
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Earlier that day...
Or, you know, a consenting friend.
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
...now to just find a female hebrew banker costume...
How can you not believe...
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
WOW!!! Another immaculate inception! ("But the babeh looks like gawd, honeh!")
I can't stop laughing
DangerDave comments on Mar 28, 2018:
Lol - Not really an appropriate symbol for "I'm drowning", imho.
Yet another post rendering me undateable.
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
Gives new meaning to the Nike slogan!
More autocorrect
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
When I see these I just have to wonder how often someone would have to text these words to have them come up in autocorrect. This must be a girl who is really proud of her...camo tote.
Just ladies? Just askin'...
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
Apparently dildoes are ok though?
Attention all former bible scholars:
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
As a former buybull student through my Associates of Music, I had many more questions by the time I read to where you are. Of course, I read some of the passages our professors wanted to overlook. Want more questions and some witty replies to those you've presented? I really wish the SAB was available while I was in college...but I was riding that fine suspension line as it was! http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
Is America A Christian Nation? - Freedom From Religion Foundation
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
Depends on who you ask. I miss the 70s, when the "moral majority" was a morbid minority.
"JUST STOP BULLYING YOU STUPID PUSSY LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES" they scream, foaming at the mouth, right ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
More FB?
I am an athetit!! ThIs came from conservatIve Christians for trump, and the level of IntellIgence ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
Who is jesuses? Ooooh...xian conservatives for spanky...nm
In case you haven't seen this one before, a little history of religions.
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
I really miss my wiccans this time of year. *sigh*
What it something that is oddly satisfying to you?
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
"Active artistic meditation"...that is, "visiting" those "places" of my own creation to see what the natives are up to...hopefully soon I'll start writing it all down again!
Has anyone attended a public school that incorporated intelligent design into their curriculum?
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
I was lucky to have went to public schools before the rise of fundamentalism impacted them, even in the suburban south. When we studied evolution (in 3rd and 6th grades, if I remember correctly) a general statement of "this is the most accepted theory but there are others" was about the only mention there was. Yes, we have entered another dark ages.
Has anyone else noticed the serious bias of the Facebook administrators in issuing punishments? ...
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
I've noticed a far right movement of Fakebook too. Why am I getting GOP and NRA ads...even after I repeatedly tell them I'm not interested?!? Perhaps some changes will be REQUIRED after Mark has his hearing but yes, FB is getting seriously right wing.
Are you superstitious?
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
Sad there wasn't a "depends" option. I've turned over some lemons but it was because they were lemons...bad engineering (or repair record), not bad juju. Still, I have my moments. All other options being equal, I'll bet on the queen. It works for me...about 25% of the time.
Care to share any creative date ideas?
DangerDave comments on Mar 27, 2018:
I came to Vegas for the arts and entertainment but there are still plenty of museums and intellectual activities abound. I'd avoid lectures on a first date for the same reason I would a concert: it's just not the best environment to get to know someone. A definite plan would be NerdgaZms, a comic shop filled with a museum of memorabilia of almost every imaginable superhero from almost every era. The staff there may as well be curators...they know their comics...movies, toys, games... Assuming she wasn't a comic buff we still might hit it off...after all, I'm looking for models and potential act leads before "dates" and companions.
Which is the more disturbing, Russian politics or Islamic fundamentalism
DangerDave comments on Mar 26, 2018:
Currently I feel American capitalism is the most disturbing of all.
Full disclosure... I posted this meme when it was Barack Obama in the photo.
DangerDave comments on Mar 26, 2018:
Oh, that Mark! (Must make light of this...he could be watching here too...)
Well Mickey pissed off somebody at Disney.....
DangerDave comments on Mar 26, 2018:
...or WalMart

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