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DangerDave comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Honey, the horse has a name...it's 'zebra' (She's HOT though...so...)
Tough to have a philosophical conversation when you're lying in a puddle...
DangerDave comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Think I tried that...once
Who's your Daddy?
DangerDave comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Ruined for life
I think, in my case, it's the other way around...
DangerDave comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Another reason I never married
Or more like has their head up their ass.
DangerDave comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Depends on what "relies" implies. ;)
1995 called, they want their phone back.
DangerDave comments on Feb 24, 2019:
Di'nt they have those in shoes later on?
That is kindof spooky.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
When earovers fail
Owing to the recent drama and in an attempt to circumvent further bad feelings. If someone offends ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I enjoy a good butt hurt every once in awhile, just not like this.
Are you really health conscious?
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Stacy sounds sketchy
Attitudes change.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Not even those still able
Are you a robot?
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I FAILED!!!
You know who you are.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Thanks for the heads down
Goodnight Cat.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
awww...a kitteh mommeh an' kitteh babeh...apparently up past his bedtime.
All bodies are beautiful.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
...in their own way...laaadadada....laaadadaddeh...
bedtime stories
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Wasn't me. Ne'er'd happened
Doing weird shit
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Good way to get a phone busted
Rudolph...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
We still know why your nose is red...maybe only weekends and holidays but still
Is it lunch time yet?
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Can't say he didn't have balls
Out of my brain on the train
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
The fool! I'd use my fingers
I need to stop
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
After I double suck this doll a little while...hang on...
Weird shit.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Don't get me started
Panda butt.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I like optical delusions
Park your ass.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
There are too many places around the world that ass wouldn't be safe there
Who likes bjs and has two thumbs.Mr banana.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Just think of all the little squirts who love it!
Happens every time! Lol
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
No, I take foo...full responsibility
This sht has got to stop
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I'm getting queasy just thinkin' 'bout it
Something happened.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Looks like he's been to a psychobilly show
She's got the moves like Jaeger.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Still, perfect placement
Okay, maybe I'm procrastinating from cleaning the last room of the house....took me awhile to find ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
You clean your memes?
Okay, maybe I'm procrastinating from cleaning the last room of the house....took me awhile to find ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
You clean your house?
Again, careful what you wish for...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Could be worse...he still has a mouth
Probably too much to hope for...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Another reason I'm not a pet owner
A two-fer...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
No thanks...if he's lost leave him
No, I think you need a massage parlor in FL for that...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
They get me every time like that
Working out before the library
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
He won't fall for it... https://youtu.be/VO5uj4qpoSE
Looking good, girl
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Sorry...I was lookin' at the 1/4 in. of cleavage
Fashion....
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Well, when you get down to it...
It's been a long wait from people in here. Cat loves me. Petunia gave me my wake up hug before I...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Top o'da mornin' 2 ya! https://youtu.be/AYMq1Ubg4Kg
Terminal cool dude.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
There's nothin' like chill skill
When pancakes attack.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Challenge accepted!!!
Only a Canadian would say this.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Hats off to the snowman skills...wonder if they ever finished
I will share a golf umbrella if she a shade more friendly.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I like 'em better wet anyway
If you see a herd of cats heading for a woman's home . . .
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
https://youtu.be/ttLDl0aDrJc
Let's milk this cow.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Want one!!!
Crazy white guys.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Those silly settlers
The morning worship service.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Worthy? Hand me that carafe!
How do I love thee? Let me count the beans.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Ok, after my fir...second cup then
That baby boo needs a wax job.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
"She's" all yours, Dude
Dread lock comb back
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Wrong buns, Hon
I’ve lost count of how many parents I’ve witnessed do this......
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
I'll go with the kid's
Congratulations to @misskathleen for achieving level 9 today!!! Woohoo!!! Longer journey ahead to ...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Go girl!!!
That little red dude always gave me the creeps....
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
He looks f'n ecstatic
Who wants tell him?
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Excellent analogy!
Well, it DOES make me want drink. Probably not the most productive reaction tho.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Welcome to the new third world!
Not technically wrong,...I guess...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Bet she makes great pancakes too
Yeah, those hoity-toity stores are such a hassle...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Nope, not going
Just a lil'midnight possummeming.
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
YUM!!!
Intermission...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
But does she sing?
Have use them all up...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
She must be pissed at her parents for several generations past
You certainly will...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
Nope, already do and don't gaf
The absolute best...
DangerDave comments on Feb 23, 2019:
If you have to ask...
Hey Ugly, heres to looking at you
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
BUSTED!!!
Canaduh Eh?
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Ram ghost?
John the entrée.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
No, the mashed. There's gravy in there.
Slap Jebus
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
He saved the real burn for the real Indians
Vibrator...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Almost angelic...are the crossed eyes in this theme?
Bobbitised
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
She still in jail? Does she know?
Loving family
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
...erm...my lovely daughter. (Another reason I never married)
WWJD....if he were real.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I've considered doing this to some crooked priests and politicians...just not ready to become a martyr just yet
jebus fly slap
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Dad must have been pissed again
They ARE REAL!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
But wait, there's more! https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/races/7922-alicorn
I don't know about that...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
mmmmk...lemme find my devil outfit
That's some large candy!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I'd be happy too!
Yep. That's where I've been.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I may soon need one of those
Catnip dispensary
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Feline version of indica...I might try it
And Noah shouts "God has a plan for you"
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Like dying a painful death...bright side, no eternal damnation...yet!
Painter joke.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Made me look! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Klimt
She got him good!
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
It might be the last you need!
So look out.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
I've seen a few cats get this
Flashback
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
...and its twisted how we twisted them!
Look familiar?
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
They always go for the marine!
That's nice of them.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Yeah, we were great like that
Sarcasm is the spice of life
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Where are they being held this year?!?
Kung fool...
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Some grasshoppers never learn
CROCS.....
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Dude, are you in trouble!
We were told no crocs,haha croc meme.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
ERIC!!! He did it again!!!
They got the look.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Glad I missed when these were popular
That fresh junk smell.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Bathe guys, bathe!
Some like it hot
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
hmmmm....new SM idea!
What a let down.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
How many razors did that take?
Who wants reality
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
No matter how real VR can be some players just suck
Gramps got to third base and then some.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Wonder how grandma likes that
Eye see what you did there.
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
Not to mention her hearing problems.
Hip hip oh bae
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
The best time for eating at the Y!!!
Blue light special
DangerDave comments on Feb 22, 2019:
This will greatly curtail her performances in gang bang scenes
Goodnight pussy cats. Another use for a dead cat: pencil sharpener.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
hmmm...maybe a dead hooker
Eye popping results.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
Sounds like meth was involved too
Been doing laundry today. Guess what's on the wall?
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I'll have to ask it
An unlikely tale.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
I see your plans of going to bed were somehow...dememeished
You won't hear this in Sunday school.
DangerDave comments on Feb 21, 2019:
He did appear on a few lambs' butts tho

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