Happy Friday, Everyone! When you're shopping for a hotel, what do you find is most important?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 24, 2020:

If it's near where I will be visiting, price, and cleanliness. When I traveled for work, usually it was our events coordinator that would book my rooms and they were always very nice.

Ladies, when does a guy become too muscular?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Personality is important to me.

rumble thunderstorm! Woohoo.. In NYC

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 22, 2020:

We're going to have rain here in the desert! I see the storm clouds coming!

Happy Wild and Wednesday! Jokes and Stories - funny, silly, Dad, punny and awful - share them all!...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 22, 2020:

What I hope for when I'm a great grandma! Lol

Happy Tuesday Everyone! I got some great answers yesterday - it's wonderful to see how many of you ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 21, 2020:

I want to learn Tai Chi, I have been to a class and loved it. I am going to take a class to get my certification to teach it for the elderly I work for. Can't wait, it's going to be fun!

Happy Monday Everyone! I have continuing education today, so I'll be quiet.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 20, 2020:

Yes, I do, right now I have until 2021 to complete 8 continuing education credits for my work, but I love the classes, they're fun and I learn something new.

So I have been gone Fellow Agnostics but I've been having Wifi problems.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 20, 2020:

I'm so sorry to hear this! I just found out my Mom has cancer and is going to have surgery tomorrow. I hope that everything goes well for you and that your surgery is a success.

For a Red I would suggest a beefy Malbec from the Mendoza region of Argentina and for a White a Fume...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

On another post that had the same meme I suggested MD 20/20. I don't know wine's, I'm a beer drinker but I remember my teen year's and MD really worked

Hey guys! Happy Saturday! How are you at hydration? Are you being good little Agnostics?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

I always try to drink half a gallon of water each day to keep hydrated. I live in the desert and it's hot here, just by walking to the mailbox I'm sweating.

Asking for a friend...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 18, 2020:

MD 20/20

What do you think of this carving?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 17, 2020:

10

So who's blocking who lately? Anyone?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I still haven't blocked anyone. I don't know if people blocked me though.

Vote now....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Taco's!!!!!!

Happy Friday! Have you ever saved an animal’s life?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I was driving to work and the traffic was horrible. A big dog was trying to cross the street through the traffic when it started moving, someone in a mustang hit the poor dog. I immediately got out of my car and blocked him from getting hit again which then had other people help me and I called 911. The police came out and helped direct traffic and me and some other people stayed with the dog to comfort him. Animal services arrived and checked him and all that was wrong with him was a bloody nose. They took him to the shelter and I left them my contact information. I called the next day to see how he was doing and they said that they were able to locate his owner and that his owner wanted to know who saved him. She called me the next day and invited me to her house to visit him. He was such a sweetheart ❤️. I was happy to see that he was doing well and he was happy.

Happy Thursday! What grooming habit do you enjoy?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Right now my hair is almost to my waist and it's getting on my nerves. It gets caught in different thing's and it's hard to comb out. It's extra tangled and I have to be constantly brushing it, I'm ready to cut it off, at least up to my bra strap. I love taking long showers, I have a certain way to do it. I could shower all day.

My dad had a blocked bowel and the hospital gave him 2 options: 1.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 16, 2020:

An enema would of worked, this story sounds like it's full of shit!

Happy Wednesday Everyone! What memes do you keep on hand for the particularly insufferable?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 15, 2020:

I have a whole arsenal of memes, which one to choose from was hard! LOL!!!

Happy Tuesday! What are you terrible at but love to do anyways?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 14, 2020:

Playing bass guitar. I love it but when I try playing I suck so bad! Thinking of selling my two bass guitars.

What is the best pair of shoes you have ever owned?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 13, 2020:

My Doc Martens, I LOVED them. The boot's and I went through a lot together, so many metal shows and getting pushed into mosh pits! My feet deceived those boots by me getting pregnant and by them growing a size bigger. 😭😭😭😭

Welcome to redneck central, you decide the state.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 13, 2020:

Redneck limousine! Lol

In loving memory of my daughter, Lorrae Kathleen, ( aka 'Wild Thing/Sasquatch,' You'd be 36 years ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 12, 2020:

So sorry for your loss.

Would you string several love interests along at the same time without them knowing?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Sorry this happened to you.

Police Sergeant Allegedly Kidnapped Patio Contractor in Order to Extort a Refund

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 11, 2020:

Here in El Paso when I got divorced I met a guy who was a police officer and he invited me to a party. I met him at some apartment complex. Turns out they all contributed to the rent on an apartment to have parties and bring their extramarital affairs to, I was disgusted and ghosted this guy. Guess what? All of a sudden I kept getting arrested for unpaid traffic tickets......

SOS..........

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 11, 2020:

He's a piece of shit!

Second group of the day

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 10, 2020:

You see! Again I'm seeing her tits without wanting too! Thanks Glenn! LOL!!!

Happy Friday and Good Morning, Everyone! Today's question was offered by @DavisAtHome: The ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 10, 2020:

I was raised Catholic but never really went to church. Came to my own conclusion that all religion's are bullshit at a young age. What has changed for me is compassion. I have more compassion for people than I did when I was younger. My tolerance for religious people and their bigotry is becoming non existent. I no longer have anything to do with family members that are in that dumb mindset, good bye and good riddance, I tried but no, gotta go.

Happy Thursday! How do you express excitement?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Mine are usually FUCK YEAH!!!! Awesome! YAY!!! 🍻🤘🎉🎊🎈🌷😊💐

Heieee there Am new and please to joint this forum. Anticipate your love and sharing

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Welcome to the site!

We should figure out a Texas virtual meet up. Do any of (you guys) ya'll have an Oculus?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

I do, but we can also use Zoom or Facebook

Kanye West takes anti-vaccine, anti-abortion stance in US presidential bid.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

A bigger idiot! And he's running as an independent, 🙄

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday, Y'all! Gimme yer funnies! Here's mine 😁: Did you know that ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

How I see trump supporters

Gojira - The Heaviest Banjo of the Universe I really don't know what to say about this.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Here's the original https://youtu.be/6DPhFpZW5a8

Gojira - The Heaviest Banjo of the Universe I really don't know what to say about this.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Love Gojira! This is an interesting cover, kinda funny but I like the growl's, metal is an acquired taste.

Happy Tuesday! Slowly waking up and just realizing I already started the coffee maker whilst ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 7, 2020:

My nightly walk and when I get home my nightly video chat with Metalhead.

Happy Monday! I realized this weekend that I can't remember a smell.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 7, 2020:

Thinking about this question and going into some memories with certain smells, yes I can smell those certain scents. When I was a delinquent teenager we used to drink and get high right next to a dog food factory, that smell overpowered the smell of the joints we were smoking, so it was a perfect place for that. Another memory of when I was pregnant with my daughter and my husband at the time would walk in the apartment and reek of leather that sent me running to the bathroom to barf! He worked at a leather boots company and would come home smelling of the leather, it would turn my stomach.

Happy Birthday to @LucyLoohoo, .

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 5, 2020:

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉🎈

1. is The Simpsons Only say one so everyone can do it!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 4, 2020:

13 South Park

So today Trump Jr's girlfriend tested positive for COVID-19 I think the only way it could get any ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 4, 2020:

Hahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing!!!

Happy Saturday! I love to cook! One of my favorite things to make is bread.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 4, 2020:

I also like cooking, my favorite dishes to make are red and green enchiladas. Grilling is also a favorite of mine, today I'm making bratwursts and grilled chicken.

Good morning and Happy Friday! What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? Mine is Butter Pecan.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 3, 2020:

Pistachio and butter pecan, depending on which I'm craving but I hardly eat ice cream.

Just singing a little song but it so stinking hard to remember all the lyrics.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jul 1, 2020:

South Park!!!

I don't know, but continues to flunk the sniff test. We'll see. [agnostic.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

She's atheist and a believer, hmm....

Ulysses S Grant one of the most underrated presidents

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 30, 2020:

I saw it, it showed what a humble man he really was. How he didn't like the idea of slavery and even worked with them. It was an awesome show.

It's been over a year now and I'm over how Game of Thrones ended.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 29, 2020:

I'll watch it all over again except for the last season.

Hey guys, it's Monday! Yay?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 29, 2020:

I hate waking up early in the morning for anything. Metalhead and I were going hiking one morning and he set his alarm for early in the morning, ugh! Well morning came, his alarm clock went off and he was so deep asleep, I turned it off and went back to sleep. We woke up at 11am instead and went hiking later, which was better than early in the morning. LOL!!!

Hygiene o.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

😵😱🤢🤮🤮🤮

Happy Saturday Everybody! I got a full night's sleep, and I feel fabulous! I feel more positive ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 27, 2020:

When I wake up and I don't feel as grouchy. I feel like I can get up and be productive.

Here's Some Hilarious, Not At All Questionable Advice For When A Guy Doesn't Text You Back ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 26, 2020:

LMAO!!!!

Happy Friday - it's my Birthday! What do you like to do on your birthday?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 26, 2020:

Happy Birthday 🎉🎈🎉🎁🎊🎂🎈 I like to have a good dinner with those that mean a lot to me, then some beers and listen to some music. That's what I did for mine two weeks ago.

Three here!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I had a boss who acted just like the last one, so annoying! I complained to HR, guess what? Her bestie was in HR, yeah it sucked working there

Happy Wednesday! Who's your favorite comedian? Mine is Tim Minchin! [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2020:

Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pyor, Rodney Dangerfield,....... too many, I love to laugh, so.

The most weirdest thing happened when i was out yesterday evening around 6 p.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I remember one time my son and I went out to dinner and I saw a friend from afar at the restaurant. We didn't speak, but when we saw each other, he thought I was on a date. I had to tell him that was my son, same thing happened to my son with a friend of his, my son introduced us and his friend said new girlfriend, I said no his Mom. Lol

Ok free thinkers and critical thinkers.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2020:

I try to live my life my way, try not to hurt people, definitely not kill people. Whatever feels good to me and other's around me, is all that matters.

[youtu.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 24, 2020:

Catchy tune, I did the twist too, what's wrong with your friends? Lol

Happy Tuesday! What's your favorite kind of humor?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 23, 2020:

As long as I'm laughing, it's all good.

I liked that on FB all the men posted pictures of themselves with kitty on shoulder!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Awwww, too cute!

Wait.. I drive an Expidition... does that mean..??? DAMN IT!! [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 22, 2020:

Massive twat! Hahahahaha!!!

Happy Monday! What’s the best way to discover new music?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 22, 2020:

The same here, YouTube, friends, and SiriusXM. Oh and some from here on this site but I think have left, I haven't seen any new posts from them in a long time.

Happy Saturday everyone! Can you drive a stick?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 21, 2020:

I learned how to drive in a stick shift car by my Mom. Those were fun times for both of us. I would scare her and I remember both of us would drink before to relax us. Well probably her more than me, I was 16 year's old and it didn't relax me just made me crazier, lol!!!

The one cartoon that had me rolling over laughing in the 70's had the punch line "Ekkk! There's a ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 20, 2020:

I don't know what cartoon you are talking about. What was it?

Happy Friday Everyone! What is something that you are trying to get better at?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 19, 2020:

There are a lot of things I need to get better at but for right now, not being so grouchy in the mornings.

Happy Thursday Everyone.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 18, 2020:

This past Sunday, Blackwater Falls Park, just one of the many places that are beautiful to me.

Can we post music if there is no official video?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 17, 2020:

I don't know, I always post the video through YouTube.

Happy Wednesday Everyone! What's a funny song you like?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Frank Zappa's Yo Mama https://youtu.be/U38_buPdNiI

Hey y'all.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Welcome!

self-love taken to the ....

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 17, 2020:

Awww!!!

An Agnostic member who I went on one date with two and a half years ago, who then repeatedly ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 16, 2020:

WOW! That's scary! I have met a few from this site and all have been cool people.

Happy Tuesday Everyone! What's the last thing you borrowed from a friend?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 16, 2020:

I borrowed a jacket, my friends invited me over for a cookout and it got cold. I took it home and I still have to return it but covid-19 happened.

late welcome for TO_BY you will fit right in

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 16, 2020:

Welcome @To_BY

Happy Monday! Do you prefer to watch movies in the theater or in the comfort of your own home?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 15, 2020:

I do both go out to the movies with family and friends. At home I go buy popcorn from target to have the movie popcorn flavor and sushi .

Happy Sunday Everyone! It's pose your own question day!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 14, 2020:

Why can't I sleep? Lol

Happy Saturday! I'm out shopping with my daughter because she's almost out of bras.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 14, 2020:

The same shopping! I know what I want so I try to go in fast and get out faster!

Happy Friday! Would you live in a tiny home?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

I have a small house and I don't use the other 2 bedrooms, only when I have friends from out of town come for a visit.

UPDATE IN THE COMMENTS: Sad news from the home front.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

Hope you heal quickly and feel better soon

A meme that I appreciated years ago that has stood the test of time - what others think of America.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 12, 2020:

So true!

[youtu.be] DEALER. Crooked .with voteing got 4,th in 2019s Breakdown awards. 3/4 through track.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Gonna check these guys out, thanks for posting! 🤘

Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- Catalina Caper [bing.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Miss this show!

Sepultura - Refuse/Resist - YouTube

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Love Sepultura and Soulfly! Thanks for posting! Very appropriate for this time. 🤘

Danzig - Let It Be Captured [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

Love Danzig!!!!🤘

Happy Wednesday Everybody! Bad/Dad jokes, silly funny jokes and stories - let's have 'em! I made...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 10, 2020:

I woke up a few minutes ago, lol!!

Happy Tuesday, Lovely People! Do you like things to be carefully planned or do you prefer to just ...

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 9, 2020:

I'm a go with the flow kind of person. I don't like planning, if something comes up do it or don't. Metalhead is a planner, so we always have to compromise. Or I just let him plan and I go along.

Happy Monday Everyone! How do you make yourself sleep when you can’t seem to get to sleep?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I couldn't sleep at all last night! I didn't take anything just riding it out. I went for a walk and now going to eat dinner and I'm starting to feel sleepy. See if today's activities help me get some sleep tonight.

My encounter meeting a racist, transphobic, chatterbox, conversation hog

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

No, my stomach would turn.

He has the right!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Awwww! Lol

Mazel Tov!

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 7, 2020:

LMAO!!!

Happy Saturday! What are you up to today?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I just got back from a 4 mile walk, about to go and get some take out and shower. Going to watch TV and cuddle with Metalhead in a bit

NFL Players Powerfully Call Out The NFL 💜💜💜 [youtu.be]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Finally!

Happy Friday! What odd smell do you really enjoy?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I like the smell of rain.

With everything else going on this seems too much but I have just lost a good friend.

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Sorry for your loss

It's Thursday! What's a food you're craving right now?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Real Mexican food! I'm in Virginia right now and they put sour cream and sauces that are not the same as I'm used to here in what they claim is Mexican food. I'm from El Paso where we're known as the capitol of Mexican food, lol

It's Wednesday! That means we're funny today 😁

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Awwww!!!

Happy Tuesday, Friends! What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Every time the stupid president opens his stupid mouth!

Happy Monday Everybody. Today's question is: What “old person” things do you do?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 1, 2020:

I complain about my back, not getting enough sleep and being grouchy! Plus wanting to yell at kid's to get off my lawn! Lol

Daily memories...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 31, 2020:

I think we all have that ex! Lol

"Fucking Moron" vs.Twitter: [nytimes.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on May 31, 2020:

This right here! Lol

Happy Saturday Everybody! What small change greatly improves a person’s appearance?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 30, 2020:

You look beautiful! The other thing that makes people look beautiful is having a positive attitude! Metalhead always has one! ❤️

Happy Friday! What was the most unsettling film you’ve seen?

MichelleGar1 comments on May 29, 2020:

The Exorcist bothered me for a long time but I was 6 year's old when I saw it. My parents took us to the drive in to see other movies before it thinking that I would be asleep by the time it came on. My rebelliousness, I didn't sleep, I watched it and I had a hard time sleeping after that! I eventually outgrew that movie! Lol

I accepted the job I applied for as an adoptions specialist today!!! All on my own! No glory to God ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 28, 2020:

Congratulations 🎉🎈

Happy Wednesday! Time for your Bad/Dad/Silly jokes and stories! Today, I give you my son's current ...

MichelleGar1 comments on May 27, 2020:

2020 strikes again! Lol

WELCOME GrooshStar we are crazy

MichelleGar1 comments on May 24, 2020:

Welcome!