Hawaii's Slow-Moving Natural Disaster & Google Home's Etiquette Lesson | The Daily Show ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 24, 2018:

He's lucky he hasn't seen the profound idiocy that people are capable of. I've had women of a certain age complain because there were no drinks available ON the beach. One asked me to go get her some???. People act like downloading an app is a math test. I'm telling you, if something disrupts technology for more than a week in the states a lot of people are going to die from sheer incompetence. Frankly I'm surprised the lava hasn't claimed at least one idiot tourist.

I believe I am too a odd for this group.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 24, 2018:

Not in the least

Somebody had a bad day...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 24, 2018:

Yeah. That's a bad day

It's a pretty stained-glass window!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Tried to find an image this brought to mind and discovered that googling "ambigious images genitalia" is a terrible, terrible idea. ?

Digestible by most humans...as compared to what? What concerns me is the other 40%.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Legally edible. Oh dear.

Dead People Explain The Consequences of Atheism, Godless Cranium [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Bahahaha. We are the borg:p

Hello my friends, I hope you are well.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

I'm down in Florida otherwise I'd be all for a group hike or paddle.

OH how nutty. I've been on here... maybe a day. Maybe two?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Yay!

Now that's savage....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Why does she look so happy?

You were warned.....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Pretty accurate here!

It's alive! A shot from my daily walk.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

That looks remarkably like a skeletal hand....

A torch lily.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

So very pretty.

Cat traps pt 24: Beyond belief! I wanted to share this photo with all you cat trappers out ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

It's a little known fact that cats are liquid.

Foul weather friends (l).

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

I toadally love this post.

I'm thankful to all of you for your thoughtful comments on my pics with the parents.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Hugs @Duke

My first Hyalophora cecropia to emerge from caterpillars I raised last year!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Gorgeous!

Jon Stewart: Live From Below Stephen's Desk, The Late Show [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

Too fun.

Throw a pun in the middle...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

You know I scream sing these lyrics every time I hear this song, right?

Lucille Bogan - 'Til the Cows Come Home Explicit Lyrics .

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

I am really enjoying these @surrealhoax. Thanks

Y'all see stuff?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 23, 2018:

I see a dragon. I always see dragons.

Well that was fast [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Why does this look exactly like a soap opera?

(Just replace rap with rock & it'll be just as funny!) The Guy Who's a Total Rap Snob, College ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Soooo accurate.

So, I retook all the pics.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Very cool! Glad you shared.

A Pastor and his 2 wives believe the Bible supports their relationship With 19 and 60 Year Old.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Honestly, if no ones being coerced and they're happy with it I see no problem. I wouldn't have minded having a 2nd mom for my kids lol.

Google Removes 'Don't Be Evil' Clause From Its Code of Conduct

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

So it begins

Greetings to all.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Hello.

I'm a Goofy Goober......

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

We're all goofy goobers!

South Carolina grocery censors graduation cake inscription

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

To be fair it started as a computer glitch. Gonna point out that this probably wouldn't have happened if she'd been ordering from an actual human.

South Carolina grocery censors graduation cake inscription

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Good gracious thats stupid

I am effing livid right now.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

:(

Any problem here?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Freaks me out a bit but A) the parents right there filming, B.) The snake seems unbothered.

WHAT THE ASS? I just went to bed...got up and took a peek... 258 notifications? oh my, my, my.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

How many people are you following? That can beef up the notifications.

So.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Hello and welcome. I'm sorry to hear you endured a bad marriage. Narcissists are so destructive. You're welcome here and I personally, quite like you so far. Looking forward to interacting with you more. Have fun and check out the groups, you may find some you like.

Is it not as easy to say there is no god, as it is to say there is a god?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Because there's a complete lack of evidence for a god. Stating there is a god requires faith because there is a complete lack of evidence. Saying I see no evidence for a god, therefore I don't believe one exists is just common sense.

Imminent Revolutionary Devolution

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Well if the coping skills of most people are similar to people in my area, I'm guessing 80% of them would be dead in the first week without tech. Honestly, I'm constantly astounded that some people manage not to kill themselves by sheer idiocy.

So I was browsing my YouTube feed and came across a preview for a show coming soon to CBS, which I ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Huh. Looks like a pretty good show but I'm pretty against anything that promotes the theistic viewpoint.

Not my cat... but funny.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Butt funny?

Not sure about this

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

You know I've always wondered about Medusas pubes...

Supreme Court Decision Delivers Blow To Workers' Rights : NPR

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Is it time for all out revolt yet? I'm ready?

My comment whore strategy has failed miserably.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Lol @annedoneal. Try posting stuff you'd be interested to read/see on the site. I'll follow and give ya points boosts ?

How disturbed are you by what has happened in Gaza and how does it get better?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Very disturbed indeed. I don't know what I can do about it.

It's good to have kind, caring, loving friends.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Hell yes Good friends make life livable.

I'm starting to suspect I'm only here for the bacon....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Well bacon is pretty awesome so....

Flak......

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Fork

My daughter gave me this cool diffuser and a selection of essential oils.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

That is cool. Lemon verbena and geranium are two of my faves.

[scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net] I would like one of these

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Cool.

We all have movies we like to watch over and over again.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

Mel Brooks movies never get old.

I'm in pain! Again, every other week my body has some kind of damn issue.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 22, 2018:

I'm sorry. It sucks a lot. Hugs

Am I the only one who finds jealously to a degree completely pointless?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

Not at all. Its a wasted emotion and only ever causes grief.

Feeling pretty stupid this morning! I overreacted to a situation with someone I'm talking to and...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

Take your time. Communicate openly and honestly and trust your gut .?

Zoinks!.....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

Uh she's gonna get zoinked alright.

The Rise and Downfall of Númenor [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

I ?this post

The recent posts on reproductive rights and abortion hit close to home for me so I have some pretty ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

I am astounded by this post and how amazing you are for writing it. ??? I can't really think of anything to add so I'll just say thank you.

If a woman wants an abortion should the father have a right to keep the child?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

@lerlo your post is demeaning and completely ignores the fact that any woman in this situation would be forced to give up a year of her life,Suffer and risk all the health problems that come with pregnancy and childbirth and you completely ignore that fact in your question. People are angry at you because your basic premise seems to be that a woman has no rights to her own body if a man "wants" a child. You seem to think that a man wanting a child carries more weight than a womans right to her own body and what happens to it. That's reprehensible.

A meme in video form: Middle-East, The Killing Fields, a comedy musical.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

Well that was sad

I'll be on here rarely for the next couple of weeks.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

You"ll be missed. Have a great time!

Man Who Liked the “Wrong” Girl Had His Eyes Scooped Out By His Muslim Family – Friendly ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

This is so horribly sad and awful. That poor man.

Do not piss the fish off!!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

Its a mammal lol

If a woman wants an abortion should the father have a right to keep the child?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

This is a nonsensical argument. The woman is forced to literally bear the burden of the pregnancy. Pregnancy and childbirth are dangerous and cone with a whole host of possible risks, mental and emotional. Not even corpses can be forced to give up their bodily autonomy. Are you truly suggesting women have less say over whats done with their bodies than a dead person?

FYI folks that know me.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 21, 2018:

Congratulations!!!

Jesus gone wrestling.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

Good one!!!

Welcome to kindling @kensmile4u!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

Welcome!

Chauncey and his honey colored eyes

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

Very handsome indeed

What is the age range you would seriously date within?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

30-50, though I have met one person I'd make an exception for .

Taco Bell....not exactly food.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

Accurate and hilarious

Well, ladies...sexism?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

Lol

@phxbillcee, here's one for that not so clean shaving look.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 20, 2018:

Thexy

The majestic mockingbird

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Rude lil' shit

I want to see the Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga on tour together.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Lol @Duke

Penguins mate once and stay together for life.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Penguins also engage in necrophilia and prostition so there's that

When you bang your little toe

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Is "little toe" his street name?

That's pretty bad.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Finally! Something on my level.

With a tip of the ink to Monty Python!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Lol. Good one!

It's gone way too far

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

You win for grossest thong I've seen today! Have a ?.

Everyone, unite!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Thats disgusting

Follow the yellow dick road

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

What the hell?

Warning: Ready the eye bleach! Posted for no particular reason other than 45 seem to also have ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Awww dude! Nope, nope, nopity nope!

Oh oh possum meme for the day...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Yes!!!!

I've felt like this....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

These guys are scary, let meowt.

Saw this in my backyard just before sundown

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Hey! I saw the same rainbow when I went out for a smoke break. Howdy neighbor! Lol

My painting I did for a friend in 2012 its a 3'x4'

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Beautiful work!

Some shots of Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Oh this is cool!

Some of the invert pictures i took.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Nifty!

Shit - Tripped tonight over a flower pot on my porch while coming home and almost fell.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

:( I hope you feel better soon.

Trip hop mix.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Adding all of these to my playlist!

Today is my birthday.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Happy Birthday????

On this Friday evening, who else is spending it home alone, if you're willing to admit it like I am.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Ooh! Ooh me!

I think Maher is right: [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

I fear that is entirely correct.

I love being on this site. It's cheaper than therapy, more effective and, I can do it naked.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Giggity ;p

I'm not good at starting conversations and my "cool" years are well behind me.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

I think you're pretty cool ?

It’s that time again fuckers! Time for Devon to rant.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Good rant! I wish I had answers for you, friend.

Guys, you do realize that we receive notifications EACH time you visit our profiles?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

I always assume they read my posts or comments and run away??? that being said I do have one repeat visitor who's never interacted with me at all. He's been going back once or twice a week since February.

Do you Pop your Tarts? Or eat them straight out the foil like a filthy savage?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

I think they're an acquired taste.

Deception

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Serious question. Do men actually find that appealing? Like "it's gross but I want some". Inquiring minds want to know.

Not again .....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

I mean, if they wore a cup it would probably be fine, right?

But why????

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

In my experience? The "nice guy" has usually done or said Something horribly off putting. Like, yelling about school shooters in a crowded bar and spitting on the womans arm because he's so worked up about the conversational topic. Or completely ignoring her friends like they're not there. ( yes this exact scenario happened to me not so long ago) The guy in question is usually completely unaware of how he's perceived. Its weird.

@Blindbird, this reminded me of you

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Lol! Accurate.

Asking the agnostic hivemind.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Following because now I really want to hear this song.

Some edits from this week

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

Fun stuff :)

A pic of my handsome Kangal Number 9 .

OpposingOpposum comments on May 19, 2018:

He is very handsome indeed!