Posting something to test the missing "thin" bug that we see on about 3% of the post.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 4, 2018:

Sorry Admin. If its any consolation, thins been eluding me for years.

Sometimes when you got to go....[facebook.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 4, 2018:

Serial pooper. Good grief.

Cat traps pt 7: OK, this is a more non-traditional trap but it was very effective.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 4, 2018:

Look.at those pretty gold eyes

[facebook.com] Funky chicken. sorry about the FB post. I do still live there part time

OpposingOpposum comments on May 4, 2018:

The dark chicken rises

Affairs. Have you been accused of having affairs while in a relationship?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Was accused. I wasn't guilty of what he thought but the other person did turn out to be a better friend.

Pick up lines. Let me hear your best and most cheesy pick up lines.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Do you come here often? Because I was hoping to stalk you.

Close-up of Clivia blooms, taken with iPhone.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Gorgeous color

Goodnight kitty

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Aww. Goodnight.

Doctors Pulled 14 Squirming Roundworms from a Woman's Bile Ducts [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

??

Me most days at work...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

I'd get beaten up on the regular.

Who dares?..

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM

The 70s....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Hahahaha. That pup looks rough!

This guy....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

?

Dick pic with a platonic relationship :p

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Lol

We all have that one fantasy celebrity cheat. Who is yours? Mine is Rachel Maddow.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Jason momoa for sure!

GADS! After reading LOADS of witty/sharp post responses and reviewing these hilarious profiles, some...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Hello and welcome.

Who is the sexual predator? The accused or the lying teen?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

I tend to look at the perpetrator. They are the adult in this situation and I've known a few who bedded kids knowing full well what they were doing and used the "but they looked older" defense.

Yesterday I posted requesting voodoo or other magical interventions from people on the site ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Yay! Happy jobbing!

A newbie just asked me if she had to be at a specific level to start a group.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Maybe something low like 2 or 3 just to make sure they're not trolls or scammers.

Would blocking somebody here be the same as shunning in a religious sense?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

I have enough irritation in my life. Not here to listen to or waste time on people I don't like.

Bill, Eric, Blindbird, Nick My first friends here...I will see you in hell

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

It's gonna be a hell of a party!

I don't know! Maybe it's true!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Isn't that the point of the hole-y colander? R'amen.

Yeah, I think that would do it!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Not all heroes wear capes.

Walgreens has a sale...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Pretty cheap!

Is there room for media censorship?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

No sir. The press needs more freedom to ask ANY question at any time. You want rules about what journalists can and can't ask? Move to Russia.

This is Outrageous! Write your congressman.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Oh hell no!

When you have to scratch that itch...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Oh deer.

SIngles humor

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Hahaha. Been so long I wouldn't know.

Let his juices fill you ??

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Do I win grossest post of the day?

National Day of Prayer

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Where's my fucking 10 million dollars?

If we ever invent time travel this will happen (makes perfect sense)!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Whoopsie. Explains why no one shows up to those time traveler conventions and why we have so much space debris?

Age of member

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Present.

If there existed a completely secular country, completely free of all religion, whos values and ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Yes.

MicroMemes

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Also.

Cetacean cloud

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Whale,whale,whale would ya look at that?

I don't think most women require a drop-dead handsome man, but most of us are more likely to be ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Yep

3 baby Carolina Wrens.....

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Awww

What's An 'Incel'? The Online Community Behind The Toronto Van Attack : NPR

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Guys,guys look! Here's one in the wild.

Keeping it real!! Hugs not drugs.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Poor kid

BEING ACCEPTABLE! How hard do you try?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

I've given up almost entirely.

Why yes I have

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Ha! 3 on here alone.

Mathew Who ?? Accused what ?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Bet the police STILL didn't take it seriously.

Nutritional Fun For All !!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

What is that really?

I just started learning how to paint on canvas using YouTube videos.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Beautiful!!

I k it best to pitch a tent in the garden and sign the mortgage over to the invading ant army.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Perhaps if you feed them you can become their new queen and have an army at your disposal ?

My most recent guest, a Giant Leopard Moth.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Polka dots!

Get over yourself.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 3, 2018:

Well now I'm angry that the plants don't help out with the bills.

Ruminating is uncouth, and rude.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Mooo-ve along...

I just hit level 8! SWEET!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Congrats Duke!

And the bathroom sink:

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Hahahaha. So much cattitude.

Doesn't everyone?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Protip: sometimes there are puppies or kittens in those bags. I personally know 3 people who found their pets because they saw garbage bags on the side of the road moving. :(

Where are the liberal blind spots?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

People who seek out and live by facts would, one would expect, be less prone to this malady.

Game time!?...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

A meme I couldn't find mates for.

The selfie generation

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Men paint women for centuries: its art. Women take photographs of themselves : it's vanity. Somethings off there,can't quite put my finger on it...

Reasons why I curse

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Yep

I had the second stage of a job interview today.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Yay. Sending positive woogie your way. Srsly tho, I hope you get it.

Religious logic

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Going out for colander. Brb

Charlamagne Tha God: Kanye West Sounds 'Ignorant' | Velshi & Ruhle | MSNBC [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Kanye can leave anytime he wants. Has been ass ignorant moron.

I'd kill in the ring.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Something,something beat your meat....

Haunted Vagina - also this is a real book.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Well mine may have cobwebs at this point so...

Turning into the kind of crazy old man that shows pics of kids and grand kids to everybody! but just...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Awww

That was a bad .

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Nah this rocks.

On the other hand, would you bite into that?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Oh I love this!

Saudi Arabia executing man for being an atheist. [ibtimes.co.uk]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Horrible

And people wonder ex-religious people who were lied to as children are so pissed and hateful at ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

What the actual fuck?

Because there's no way I can bring myself to put this in the Science category.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Airplanes teleport when they get to close to the edge? For Pete's sake.

Say Goodbye to the World's Oldest Spider, Dead at 43 [livescience.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Thats a grisly end to a long life.

How to deal with a bitch.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Aren't there doggy diaper things for that?

Just received this newbie message: "Thank you this has got to be better than Match.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Lol!

Do you perceive yourself as a good catch?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Hahahahhaha no

Hmmm. I hunt dandelions with Weed-B-Gone. Good stuff!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Booo!

I love spiders.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Cute little thing.

Until further notice...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Is this going to be one of those "Duke parties" we've heard so much about?

Just sayin'

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Hmmm. Timely

Excluding religion, what are some of the other forms of bullshit that you are growing tired of?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Victim blaming. "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality. Worship of the bottom line above all else. Wilful ignorance.

If we can manage not to spend too much time feeling sorry for ourselves or raging over what has gone...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

Perhaps. Constant setbacks tend to give folks the idea that there is no point even trying though.

How long...?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

About a year?

I'm just going to leave this here. Use generously in the comments of your own posts ?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

That would require maturity and I'm not good at that....

Having a beautiful morning already! Look at the treasures I found! A pink tree, a tree and a small...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 2, 2018:

So pretty! Great luck catching that bird family. Thanks for sharing, this made me smile.

7 years ago I took two llamas from a huge rescue in Montana that collapsed financially.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

I'm sorry, my friend. That couldn't have been easy. ?

Breathe Me (Mylo Remix)-Sia [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

You and I definitely agree, musically! Keep em coming. Her voice reminds me of Tori Amos a lot on this one.

The food bank.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Yes. Attendance is waaaay up around here. My sons teacher goes and it makes me furious that this woman,who does so much for everyone,isnt being paid a living wage.

A grey day, homemade Russian slippers, fuzzy blanket, and a cat, sticking out his tongue.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Handsome kitty

I see people complaining of too many messages and too much attention from people they don’t like.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Lol. I've thought the same. We've got friends though and thats awesome.

Well I can't post any photos of my beautiful cactus blooming so here is a decorating tip ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

:(

Well that is a nice ass tomato

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Delightful and appropriate to the day!

The first of May, the first of May! Outdoor sex begins today!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

This would explain your mysterious absence....

Somebody can't spell.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Oh look,a job for me!

Morning people vrs night people. There's gonna be issues.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Yes!

Why do women allow these ministers to quote the bible stating that they are inferior to men and that...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Its part of the domestic violence cycle. Its ALWAYS blame the victim in these situations. The reason women "allow" it is because they've been brainwashed by their families, churches and partners to accept the blame their whole lives. "Woman is by nature sinful" etc. It's hard to next to impossible to break an entire lifetime of training to be victimized. The better question is why those who know better aren't doing more to intervene.

Awww romance is not dead..

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Lololol

She tells the hard truth!

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Hell yes. She's amazing

If scientists wrote pop songs :-D [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Lol. Love it!

Look at me. Surviving and shit. [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

You go girl. Hugs

I feel compelled to correct people when they say podium when they are talking about a lectern.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

So you're a podium pedant?

Am I the only one who has gotten to a point of cringing with embarrassment every time Trump starts ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

No. The thing is IMO that trump &Co. are just symptoms of what we've become. We've turned the bottom line into the "highest good". Whenever someone proposes a project that would make life or the world better,it always comes down to"but can we make it profitable?" When Hillary pointed out that Trump had not paid taxes,his reply was "that makes me a smart business man" and many agreed with him. We've been telling folks that their only value is in the money they can make themselves or others so long and consistently that its become a religion of its own. If we want to see less trumpism we need to address our skewed values. Western society produced the exact creatures people have been warning about for more than a hundred years. We have to change.

It's a beautiful day here. just sharing.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

It is beautiful.?

I just reposted on a post I posted on 3 months ago.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

There are new people all the time. May as well spread the love.

I just changed my photo to show a different side of myself

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Teehee you're going to make @phxbillcee have a paranoia flare.

Chris Isaak - Solitary Man [youtu.be]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Love it.