What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

When Father Maloney said my penis was smaller than the other altar boys

Dating sucks.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

A good date sucks

We're just a flat slab of rock on the back of some elephants riding a giant sea turtle.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Sounds legit

Here @EricTrommater, I made you something .... ;-)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Nice

Uber is getting out of hand

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Greg's drunk again

Johnny and Marissa - Cyanide & Happiness s... [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

That is why it's best not to know the future. I'm guessing there aren't many Country Western music fans here.....But would that stop me?? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=149XR6htQwU

Check out the New Group, &Positivevibes

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I like it

Women way of thinking

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

And sometimes they think of how to kill you

I totally freaked out my UPS driver today when I came to the door completely naked.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Very nice

Life is what we all do, and then we are gone.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

My best friend and I have a lot of synchronicity ...I guess him

A friend of mine and I were talking about music the other day.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4

So you're invited to a masquerade party! What statement would your costume make about you?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I'd probably just find a big old cardboard box, put eyeholes in it, and throw it over me. I guess it would say I'm not ambitious, sociable or can find a fuck to give.

I've never been in love.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

At first it feels like you are floating easily through life and everything seems brighter and easier, but then "pow!", it punches you right in the stomach :)

Schools are lacking

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

That's true

Yeah, well

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'm offended by the weather

Too soon? Is this the bad taste that is encouraged? ;-)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Put another quarter in it you might get Trump this time

Too soon? Is this the bad taste that is encouraged? ;-)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

OK. You win today I'm going back to the dark alleys of Facebook to see if I can compete

Watching Spongebob yesterday and noticed that the fish and sandy the squirell had boobs.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Interesting

Just don't mess up with my Bengal Tiger business, Okay ???

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

"Sometimes he barks but that's because he's bilingual." Ha!

Doggie Behavior

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Lol

The evolution of jesus

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Excellent

I think he should have run..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ha!

You think your job sucks...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Imagine how embarrassing it is when your child has "take your parent to school day".

How mad are we?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Insanity is a sane reaction to an insane world

Bill Nye.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Donald Trump the narcissistic chump

Meh you know its true

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'd say moderate depression

Word mispronunciation

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

When people pronounce "awesome" as "asshole" when describing me.

You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Technology is getting to freaky for an old bastard like me

How do you try to have a positive impact on the world?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Try hard to not be an asshole

'Queer Disbelief' pairs atheists and LGBTQ communities as allies - Religion News ServiceReligion ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yup. Natural allies

How many Jimmy Dore and Kyle Kalinski fans do we have on here? I love their shows

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Right here

Did you smile today?!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Better to die

Long long long shot! Is there anyone here who falls into all catagories here: 1) you live in ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'll drink to that

He has spoken....or Tweeted.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yuppers puppers

Morning coffee and memes.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Or strong and bitter

Disband NASA now....we can't it.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Lol

EVERY body is, if you believe.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

If the nuns at my school looked like that, it wouldn't have been as bad getting abused by them

Try this one weird trick...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Stealing

Elmo saves!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Is he related to Trump?

The devil is apparently above average.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

(again) Lucky Devil

Well, that's one kind of worship for sure.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Careful. Supposably he knocked some hussy up a couple thousand years ago

How to save at tax time.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ahh. Not worth it

Swim Forrest swim!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Run! Run! Save your ass

Truth be told here..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Prove it. Show us both of your birth certificates

Oh to be a fly on the wall for this one..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Now I'm tempted to do it

Prof. Magilla

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

"And it was after the nuclear holocaust that we took over and put your asees in cages"

I couldn't resist!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Where are his brothers? Lee tow, Da Um, Stu Pee, and Whu Gevo? I tried

I'd have to one first.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

So do you play it with your pecker?

Sounds about right.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Well his greatest enemy evidently failed math

How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Accurate for me. From "out west"

dankmemes

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

You tell em, Bernie !

Some more I found that I enjoyed.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Nice trio

Count on it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ummm that's the wrong way

Sounds like ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

No photos and it didn't happen

A Lego-ist??

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

How much wood would a woody want ........I thought I was going somewhere with that

We can celebrate the small victories.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

That's exactly where I set the bar

You in trouble...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Run! Or hop

Hate when that happens

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Oh shit

Aww, good kitty

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Every cat in the world

Don't know

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Post them on social media

Let's have some fun with this one..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Diapers

I don't know if it would do anything for my complexion, but I'd still use it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Looks like it must be cold wherever that photo was taken

Big.. is not a word to be used in the same sentence.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

With those teeth I'm thinking oral is out of the question

It's a "trending" thing

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Good one

The internet can be a tad ironic at times

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Not the famous person I've been hoping to hear is dead

Very true you know, you should try it too...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Damn! He's right!

Ooopsy Daisy

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol.

Be brave, be very brave!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

He's safe. They don't use real chickens

Even nature have it more often than some people

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Wow he shore has a woody

Great minds think alike....or steal eachother's shit.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Copying is the highest form of flattery

Mystery solved...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Whose the lucky devil?

Zuckerberg!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol

I see your drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No. I'm fat

I mean wtf?!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I hate when my imagination gets all creepy on me like that when I'm trying to wax my weasel

Give us a sine!!! (This is a joke, remember.)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I'll admit. I had to look the word up

29 years apart Bloom County prescience

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Wow

And then there's this a-hole....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Excellent

Clinton's model

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Never a fan of hers, but I'd give my left nut to have her in rather than the Orange Douchebag.....Two bad options in 2016.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That is worse

Bad day? I k not!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ouch

According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Nice

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Gullible boss

Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNL... [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Weekend Update is usually my favorite part of the show

Today's theme crazy

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Embrace the insanity, but don't slip it the tongue

Breaking news

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

So many assholes in the news to keep track of these days

This made me laugh.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Mr Bean!

Ouch!!!!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Birds of a feather

Plain and simple

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Couldn't they of made him less of an asshole?

Suck it up, that's the only sappy crap you will get from me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I don't get the joke here

Now they tell me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Hell I can do that at home

How's that sammich?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I wonder how that blood tastes

Where are Eric and Bill? Anyone else notice those two are pretty quiet?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Maybe they got arrested

Whoo! left overs!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I guess the cats safe for tonight

Tomato tomah-to

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I wouldn't recommend it

Just keep driving

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Must be Nebraska

You're screwed

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Stealing this

Bowling ball technic

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You're not holding back tonight, Captain

Suicide tree

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Oh shit! LMAO!

Out of lemonade

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sometimes you have to diversify

Really not

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'm guessing not good